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Whenpeople say women can’t be trusted because they cycle every month, myresponse is that men cycle every day, so they should only be allowed tonegotiate peace treaties in the evening.

When a man meets

When a man meets his mates society begins.

Nothing doth more

Nothing doth more hurt in a state that cunning men pass for wise.

Living is the art

Living is the art of getting used to what we did'nt expect.

Imagination grows

Imagination grows by excercise and in more powerful in the mature rather than in the young.

The ruler proclaims

The ruler proclaims the good news himself; he sends the servants out to announce the bad news.

The most successful

The most successful man in the life is the man who has the best information.

Any child who has

Any child who has parents who are interested in him and has a house full of books isin't poor.

It isdifficult to negotiate

It isdifficult to negotiate where neither will trust.

Makesure you never,

Makesure you never, never argue at night. You just lose a good night's sleep, andyou can't settle anything until morning anyway.

The ability to laugh

The ability to laugh together is the essence of love.

Sometimesyou have to

Sometimesyou have to be silent to be heard.

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