Standingin the middle

Standingin the middle

Standingin the middle of the road is very dangerous; you get knocked down by thetraffic from both sides.

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A teleision set

A teleision set is like a toaster. You press a button and the same thing pops up almost every time.

Finance is the art

Finance is the art of passing currency from hand to hand until it finally disappears.

It doesnot do to

It doesnot do to leave a Dragon out of your calculations, if you live near him.

He that can't endure the bad, will not live to see thegood.

Duty largely consists of

Duty largely consists of pretending that the trivial is critical

Everyoneis wise

Everyoneis wise until he speaks.

Human beings are

Human beings are not perfectible. They are improvable.

Snap judgment has

Snap judgment has a way of becoming unfastened.

He who is overcautious

He who is overcautious will accomplish little.

The rulers must

The rulers must be watched, not the ruled.

The wicked are not always clever, nor are dictators always right.

A goodpreparation takes

A goodpreparation takes longer than the delivery.

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