He that can't endure the bad, will not live to see thegood.

Comedy is an escape, not from the truth but from despair; a narrow escape into faith.

If I giveyou an egg, and you give me an egg, we will each have one egg.

It is mark of a good man not to know how to do an injury.

You can't change people, but you can channel them your way.

It's whenyou're safe at home that you wish you were having an adventure. When you'rehaving an adventure you wish you were safe at home.

The measure of a man is what he does with power.

Stoppingat third base adds no more to the score than striking out.

Whenpeople say women can’t be trusted because they cycle every month, myresponse is that men cycle every day, so they should only be allowed tonegotiate peace treaties in the evening.

Living is the art of getting used to what we did'nt expect.

Themost prepared are the most dedicated.

Thegalleries are full of critics. They play no ball, they fight no fights. Theymake no mistakes because they attempt nothing. Down in the arena are thedoers. They make mistakes because they try many things. The man who makes nomistakes lacks boldness and