When you are

When you are

When you are feeling stressed and about to breakdown, just remember: STRESSED is just DESSERTS spelled backwards.. it's a piece of cake!

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I have discovered

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Anyonewho conducts an argument by appealing to authority is not using his intelligence,just his memory.

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Badplanning on your

Badplanning on your part does not constitute an emergency on my part.

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In art, as in love, i

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Stoppingat third base

Stoppingat third base adds no more to the score than striking out.

When youhave to

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A man does not know

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I give myself,sometimes

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