When you are

When you are feeling stressed and about to breakdown, just remember: STRESSED is just DESSERTS spelled backwards.. it's a piece of cake!

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You gotto be very

You gotto be very careful if you don't know where you're going, because you mightnot get there.

The function of

The function of genius is to furnish cretins with ideas twenty year later.

Life imitates art

Life imitates art far more that art imitates life.

Saying nothing...

Saying nothing... sometimes says the most.

He who asks a

He who asks a question is a fool for five minutes; he who does not ask a questionremains a fool forever.

A man of great common

A man of great common sense and good taste-meaning there a man without originality or moral courage.

Think big, believe

Think big, believe big and act big for gaining victory over your difficulties.

Speechis human, silence

Speechis human, silence is divine, yet also brutish and dead; therefore we mustlearn both arts.

It is no profit to

It is no profit to have learned well, if you neglect to do well.

Civilization, in a sly

Civilization, in a sly way, is a suspicion that the other fellow may be right.

Successdepends upon previous

Successdepends upon previous preparation, and without such preparation there is sureto be failure.

Whenpeople say women

Whenpeople say women can’t be trusted because they cycle every month, myresponse is that men cycle every day, so they should only be allowed tonegotiate peace treaties in the evening.

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