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Sardar ne makkhi
Sardar ne makkhi ke pankh tod ke kaha; Udh ja. But Makkhi nahi udi, Sardar ne kaha; Saabit hua "agar makkhi ke pankh tod diye jaye to makkhi sun nahi sakti
  
Jan, 17 2012     155 chars (1 sms)     1022 views       Jokes > Santa Banta

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Sardar and his family
Sardar and his family went for a party. He introduces himself - I'm sardar, she sardarnee, the boy my kid & the girl my kidney
Santa : Sitting on The
Santa : Sitting on The Top of the Mountain and Studying.... When Banta asked what he was doing.... He replied... Oye!! Higher Studies Yaar...!!!
Santa Was Inserting
Santa Was Inserting Dog's Tail Into Pipe!! Banta-Oye, Kutte ki Dum Kabhi Sidhi Nahi Hoti. Santa-Idiot, Main To Pipe Bend Kar Raha Hoon.
1day santa had
1day santa had a dream,in that some1 killed him.Next day he closed his bank a/c. Y? B'coz bank's slogan was 'WE MAKE YOUR DREAMS COME TRUE'
Santa 2 girlfriend
Santa 2 girlfriend: Darling, am I the first man you ever kissed? Girl: Of course, you r. But, why do all men ask the same silly question?
Santa Singh: Will this
Santa Singh: Will this bus take me to Jalandhar? Driver: Which part? Santa Singh: All of me, of course!
Q: How did Santa cheat the
Q: How did Santa cheat the railways? A: He bought the ticket and didn't travel.
Santa was standing
Santa was standing in sun on a hot sunny day.Banta asked: What are you doing? Santa: Drying sweat
Santa bought a
Santa bought a car on loan… He didn’t pay the dues, the bank took away his car.Santa: If I knew this, I,d have taken a loan for my marriage also.
Teacher asked Sardar
Teacher asked Sardar" If U dial 001 then what will happen?"Sarda"Police Jeep will come, in Reverse Gear…
1Din santa ko fansi l
1Din santa ko fansi lagne wali thi. Jailer ne pucha koi akhari khwahish. santa bola"muje fansi dete wqt mere pair upar aur sar nich Rakhna
Santa asks his new
Santa asks his new girlfriend, what sort of books you are interested in? She replies: Cheque books.

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