Why did the Santa

Why did the Santa put his finger over the nail when he was hammering? A. The noise gave him a headache.

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Santa: JALDI KAR KHIDKI SE KOOD, POLICE AA RAHI HAI.Banta: LEKIN YE 13've MANZIL HAI.Santa: YE SHAGUN-APSHAGUN SOCHNE KA WAQT NAHI HAI

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Doctor:Bachey ko paani dene se pehle boil ker lena chahiyeSardar:Lekin Janab Boil krne se bacha mar to nahi jayega na!

Teacher: I want you to tell me the longest sentence you can think of. Pappu: Life imprisonment!

Banta: When did George Washington die? Santa: 2 days b4 his funeral

A drunk santa fails from 3rd floor. People gather around & ask: "Sardar ji ki hoya?" He said"pata nahin main v hune aya haan"!!!

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Santa got an sms from hisgirlfriend...."I MISS YOU"Santa replied..."I Mr. U

Santa (reading from book of facts): "Do you know that every time I breathe a man dies?" Banta: "Why don't you use a mouth wash?"

What was Sardarji doing when he held his hands tightly over his ears? He was trying to hold on to a thought.

Why did santa keep the door open while bathing? Because he was afraid that someone might watch him from the key hole.

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