A sardar n his wife filed application on divorce. Judge asked how will u divide your 3 children. Sardar replied ok, we will apply next year.

Train station par ruki.1 aadmi khidki ke paas baithe sardar se- Kaun sa station hai?Sardar bahar dekh kr kuch der soch kar "lag toh railway station raha hai."

santa asks banta to bring a pepsi. banta brings a bottle of pepsi but goes directly to Tendulkar. why ?? why ?? Ans: Tendulkar is an opener

Boss: Ek achcha mirror leke aao jisme mujhe mera face dikayi de!Santa: Boss nahi mila me sab dukan me gaya par sab me mera hi face dikhayi diya

Santa opened a petrol pump, but not even one customer went there. You know why? Because he opened petrol pump on second floor..

Sardar givs dictation test 4 students,last bench stdnt say: we r not able to hear sir, sardaok i'll write on the board.,..

Santa: Ghar ka saara keemti samaan chhupa ke rakh do, mere dost aa rahe hain. Jeeto: Kyon! Aapke dost chura lengey? Santa: Nahin, pehchan lengey.

The Teacher asked all the students in a class to write an essay on a cricket match. All were busy writing except Banta. He wrote "DUE TO RAIN, NO MATCH!"

Santa: May I come in Sir? IntervieweWait Please.. Santa: 75 KG Sir!

Santa was shopping in store.Salesman: Sir, would u like to use a pocket calculator?Santa: No thanx. I know how many pockets I have

SANTA: Yeh chaaku kyon ubaal rahe ho? BANTA: Suicide karne ke liye SANTA: To phir ubalne kui kya zaroorat hai? BANTA: Kahin infection na ho

A sardar had a child aftr 3 mnth of marige.He askd his wife ye 3mnth k bad bacha kaise hua?Wife replied:tmhari shadi ko kitna arsa hua?Srdar:3month.wife:or meri shadi ko.Srdar:3mnthwife:or bacha kitne month k baad.Srdar:3 mnth.Wife:total kitne hue.