Banta going with his

  1. SMS Messages
  2. Jokes
  3. Santa Banta
  4. Banta going with his
Banta going with his
Banta going with his sister, Some shouts "Oye, ,mashoka le ker kahan nikle"banta gets furious & slap him & says" Oye. mashoka hogi tero. Meri to behan hai"!
  
Jan, 17 2012     156 chars (1 sms)     1028 views       Jokes > Santa Banta

more Santa Banta SMS Messages

Santa : We'll soon become
Santa : We'll soon become Rich Banta : How?Santa : Tomoro my Mathematics Teacher wil teach me how 2 convert Paise 2 Rupees.
Postman: I Had To
Postman: I Had To Come 5 Miles to Deliver U This Packet Santa: why did U come so far. Instead U could Have posted it....
What was Sardarji
What was Sardarji doing when he held his hands tightly over his ears? He was trying to hold on to a thought.
How do you make
How do you make Sardarji laugh on Saturday? Tell him a joke on Wednesday.
Santa-Doctor,This
Santa-Doctor,This MedicineIs Not Available At Any Medical Store.Doctor=Oh Sorry,I Forgot To Write The MedicineThat Was My Signature.
Santa:Tum Kitne
Santa:Tum Kitne Saal se Jalebi Bana Rahe Ho?Halwai:30 Saal Se..!Santa:Badi Sharm Ki Bat heTumse Aaj Tak Jalebi Sidhi Nai Bani..
SaNTA My mobile
SaNTA My mobile bill how much? Centre girl: Just dial 123 to know ur current bill. SANTA Stupid,not current bill My mobile bill..
Santa and Banta
Santa and Banta were fixing a bomb in a car. Santa : What would you do if the bomb explodes while fixing. Banta : Dont worry, I have one more.
Lady doctor: tum
Lady doctor: tum roz subah clinic ke bahar khade ho kar aurto ko kyon ghurte ho? Santa: ji aap hi ne bahar likha hai "aurton ko dekhne ka samay subah 10 se 12".
Santa saw a Beautiful
Santa saw a Beautiful Girl,he Went and Kissed her. Girl: "STUPID what r u doing?" Santa: B.Com final year"
Santa always study
Santa always study in front of a mirror because of 3 reasons:1. It helps saving revision time.2. He can keep a watch on himself.3. He likes combined studies
santa comes back 2
santa comes back 2 his car & finds a note saying "Parking Fine" He writes a note and sticks it 2 pole "Thanks 4 d complement

Search SMS Messages

e.g. love, birthday, anniversary
Categories April Fool Festival Friendship Funny General Graphical Greeting Jokes Language Love Miss You Naughty Occassions Quotes Seasons Shayari Sorry
lip kiss Aankhe affection akelapan arz kiya hai bachpan badnaam bahana BHABHI bharosa bhool birthday Bolo Busy Chandni chut DARU Deepak Dhadkan dhoka Dil tod diya duri Dushman fikar forget me galti Garmi God Bless you Gussa haldi Hasi hindu honeymoon Hum na rahe I hate u if I die intezar Jaan janam jarurat jeevan jhoot judaai kabil kajal Kamine kanjus khaas khamosh Khamoshi khubsurat khwahish kismat krishna ladai leave me alone life is beautiful love Maaf maut Mehndi Meri jaan Mohabbat Mubarak Mulakat Muskan Nafrat Naraz nashe nazar lag Nind PAGAL Pariwar Parwah Pooja Pyar Pyar mat karna rishta rishte rocking Rona roza sadi sagar Sawan Sukriya Tadap taj mahal tasveer Tera sath Tere bin THANDI trust me tum hi ho udas vishwas viswas wada waqt zindagi