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Banta going with his
Banta going with his sister, Some shouts "Oye, ,mashoka le ker kahan nikle"banta gets furious & slap him & says" Oye. mashoka hogi tero. Meri to behan hai"!
  
Jan, 17 2012     156 chars (1 sms)     906 views       Jokes > Santa Banta

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Sardar and his family
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Santa Phone Par Baat
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Museum administrator
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Salesman:Which soAp
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Santa always study
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Sardar owned a
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Santa and Banta
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Santa giving exam
Santa giving exam while standing at the door. A man asked "Why are you standing at the door?" Santa: "Idiot, I am giving entrance test."
Sardar Son: Daddy!
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Santa Ki Ladai
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Santa: Bhaisahab time
Santa: Bhaisahab time kya hua?Man: Sham ke 6 baje hain!Santa: Subah se pooch raha hoon, sab alag alag time bata rahe hain.
Santa to his wife
Santa to his wife:coffee jaldi piyo. Wife:but why? Santa:B'COZ hot coffeeis Rs.5 and cold coffee is Rs.20.

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