When Titanic was

When Titanic was
When Titanic was drowning an Italian asks sardarji, how far is land? Sardar-2kms. Italian jumps into the sea and asks.. Which direction? Sardarji…. Downwards!!!
  

Jan, 17 2012     160 chars (1 sms)     978 views       Jokes > Santa Banta

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