When Titanic was drowning an Italian asks sardarji, how far is land? Sardar-2kms. Italian jumps into the sea and asks.. Which direction? Sardarji…. Downwards!!!
An astronomer was watching the sky from his telescope. Santa was observing him. Suddenly a star falls, seeing that Santa shouted, "Kya nishana lagaya hai!"
Santa walks into a library & says, "Can I have a burger and coke?" Librarian, "I'm sorry, this is a library." Santa whispers, "Can I have a burger & fries?"