Masterji: kal school

Masterji: kal school
Masterji: kal school kyu nahi aaya. Santa: Gir gaya tha or lag gayi. Masterji: kahan gire, kahan lagi? Santa: Takiye pe gira tha aur AANKH lag gayi..
  

Jan, 17 2012     149 chars (1 sms)     1025 views       Jokes > Santa Banta

more Santa Banta SMS Messages

Shadi me sardar bahut der tak khana kha raha tha.Dusre ne pucha kab tak khaoge?SardaR Main to khud kha kha k thak gayaa hu pr card me likha thaDinne7 to 10pm
Banta: What's the difference between an oral thermometer and a rectal thermometer? Santa: The taste.
Hoarding on Sardar's xerox shop : "XEROX DONE IN ALL LANGUAGES"
It was Santa's weding aniversary. Preeto: Shall v hav Tandoori chicken to celebrate? Santa:y punish da poor chicken for da mistake v hav made
Santa Phone Par Baat Kar Raha Tha,Banta-Kis Se Baat Kr Rahe Ho?Santa-Biwi Se.Banta-Itne Pyar Se?Santa-Tumhari HaI
Santa ke bagiche mein bahut sare ped - paudhe thay, Santa naukar ko bola ped-paudhon ko pani dal. Naukar: Sahab baarish ho rahi hai. Santa: Abe to Chatri leke dal.
Santa: My mother-in-law was bitten by a mad dog! Banta: Oh! That’s terrible. Santa: Yes, it was sad to watch the dog die in convulsions
A drunk santa fails from 3rd floor. People gather around & ask: "Sardar ji ki hoya?" He said"pata nahin main v hune aya haan"!!!
In A cricket ground.. Security:Cricket match is over now,why r u stil sitting? SardaR koi baat nahi highlight dekhuga
Santa: Cheel ko English me Kya Kehte Hai?Banta: Eagle.Santa: Agar cheel bimar ho jaye to?Banpat: Illeagal! (ill-eagle)
Banta: Bhai jaldi jao tumharey ghar main talab ka pani ghus gaya he Santa: Oye kyon jhoot bolta hay, ghar ki chabi to merepaas he
Nurse: Congrats Santa ji, aap papa ban gaye. Santa: Meri wife ko nahi bolna mein use surprise dunga!