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Santa opened a petrol pump, but not even one customer went there. You know why? Because he opened petrol pump on second floor..
  
Jan, 17 2012     127 chars (1 sms)     961 views       Jokes > Santa Banta

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Why did santa keep
Why did santa keep the door open while bathing? Because he was afraid that someone might watch him from the key hole.
In aptitude test…
In aptitude test…River Kaveri is in which state? SaNTA: liquid state.
Santa (reading from
Santa (reading from book of facts): "Do you know that every time I breathe a man dies?" Banta: "Why don't you use a mouth wash?"
Ek Chor Santa Ka
Ek Chor Santa Ka Mobile lekar bhag gaya ..... Santa bola bhag le bhag le, Charger to mere Pass hai!!!
Sardar givs dictation
Sardar givs dictation test 4 students,last bench stdnt say: we r not able to hear sir, sardaok i'll write on the board.,..
Santa: Mom, last
Santa: Mom, last night when I opened the toilet door, the light went on itself. Mother: Idiot, you again peed in the refrigerator!
Santa ko Raaste me
Santa ko Raaste me cycle ka pedal mila. Woh use uthakar,Ghar laa kar Biwi ko bola ye sambhal ke rakhde, isme cycle dalwadenge
just imagine u r
just imagine u r in the 3rd floor. It catches fire. How will u escape?" santa: "it is very simple i will stop my imagination
santa opens his lunch
santa opens his lunch box in the middle of the road… why? Just to confirm whether he is going to or coming back from office.
Santa to his wife
Santa to his wife:coffee jaldi piyo. Wife:but why? Santa:B'COZ hot coffeeis Rs.5 and cold coffee is Rs.20.
A lady asked Santa
A lady asked Santa: LIPTON di chah hai? Santa replied: Mainu ta nahi hai ji, tainu hai ta lipat ja
Santa - "why are all
Santa - "why are all these people running?" Banta - "This is a race, the winner will get the cup." Santa - "If only the winner will get the cup, why are the others running?"

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