Santa proposed to a girl...... Girl said: 'I'm 1 yr elder to you'. Santa said: 'Oye, no problem Soniye, I'll marry you next year

Santa singh driving a car, puts on the indicator and asks the other to check if it is working. Banta singh: puts his head out and says.....yes..no..yes..no..yes..no............!!!!

Girl: Will u marry me? Santa: No, humare yahan shaadi sirf relatives mein hi hoti hai. Mummy ne Papa se, Didi ne Jijaji se aur Bhaiya ne Bhabhi se

Ek Chor Santa Ka Mobile lekar bhag gaya ..... Santa bola bhag le bhag le, Charger to mere Pass hai!!!

SANTA went2 temple.Seeing people putting coin into box. SANTA:WOW Its amazing people are talking 2 God through coin phone without receiver.

santa Singh had been standing in the middle of his field (farm) for a long time. While passing by Santa Singh asked him what he was doing. Banta replied, 'I heard those who are outstanding in their field are awarded the Nobel prize. So I waiting for mine!

TeacheWhat is ur father?Santa: I.C.S. in summer & P.C.S. in winterTeacheWats dat?Santa: Ice-cream seller in summer & Pakoda chat seller in winter

Santa hotel me khali katori me roti dubo k kaha rha thaWaiter-ye kese khana kaha rahe ho?S-main maths ka teacher hu dal suppose ki hui hai

Santa to Pappu: Where's Sukhna Lake? Pappu: Pata nahi. Santa: Kabhi ghar se bhi nikla karo. Pappu: Who's Banta? Santa: Pata nai. Pappu: Kabhi ghar me bhi raha karo.

Srdr 2 a Conducto Should I buy tickets for my children?ConductoOnly if they r above 8.SrdThank God., I have only 6 children...!

Sardar watching TV with WifeWife"If Edison wouldn't had invented Power, Wht would U have done?"Sardar"I would have watch TV with candle

Three men discussing wives. 1st says my wife is very cold. 2nd says mine is very hot. Santa: I'm confused. I think she is cold but people say she's hot.