Santa: My mother-in-law was bitten by a mad dog! Banta: Oh! That’s terrible. Santa: Yes, it was sad to watch the dog die in convulsions

Santa Oye tera ek daant neela kaise ho gaya ? Banta Yaar mein ink lagayi hai. Santa woh kyon ? Banta Kyon k aaj kal BLUE TOOTH ka jamana hai..

Judge: You are charged with throwing your mother-in-law out of your fourth-story window. Banta: I did it without thinking, your Honor. Judge: Thats no excuse! Don't you see how dangerous it might have been for anyone passing by at the time?

Santa:Jab tumhari wife gum hui to police ko kyu nahi bataya Banta:Kyuki jab mera scooter gum hua tha to Police walone 15/20 din istemaal karke lautaya tha…

Publisher: What should be in a book to make it a bestseller? Santa: A girl on the cover and no cover on the girl.

santa comes back 2 his car & finds a note saying "Parking Fine" He writes a note and sticks it 2 pole "Thanks 4 d complement

Teacher: Now, children, if I saw a man beating a donkey and stopped him, what virtue would I be showing? santa: Brotherly love.

SAnta ko raat me bahut machar kaat rahe the, SANTA ne gusse me zahar pee liya aur bola ab kaato saalo sab k sab maroge.

santa- Raat muje ek aadmi ne chaku dikhakar loot liya. Friend- Lekin tere paasto hamesha gun hoti hai. santa - wo meine chupa di thi, varna wo bhi chori ho jati…

A Sardar saw a very high BSNL tower & Redlight glowing on d top & said "India is developing fast,see there are traffic signals 4 Aeroplane

Chalti Train me Sardar Ji 1 Dibbe Mai Chad Gaye. TT Bola: Kyun Paa Ji, Nazar Nahi Aate, Ye Ladies Ka Dibba Hai. Sardar : Ohe ! Ji Sorry Ji, Mere Ko Laga Aap Mard Ho

Sardar was busy removing a wheel 4m his auto.A man ask sardar Yr u removing a wheel 4m ur auto.sardar :can u read parking for 2 wheeler