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Santa-Kal Muje 10
Santa-Kal Muje 10 logo ne Peeta. Frnd-Fir Tune kya kiya? Santa-Mene unse kaha salo 1-1 karke Aao. Frnd-Phir? Santa-Phir kya,Salo ne 1-1 karke dubara Peeta !.
  
Jan, 17 2012     157 chars (1 sms)     971 views       Jokes > Santa Banta

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santa opens his lunch
santa opens his lunch box in the middle of the road… why? Just to confirm whether he is going to or coming back from office.
A man to santa
A man to santa lets to play Chess.Santa: You wait i am bringing my Sport Shoes....
Santa bank k
Santa bank k cheque ko bar bar zamin pe fenk raha tha,socho kyu? socho, Kyunki wo dekhna chahta tha ki cheque bounce to nahi hoga na?
Santa: "Kitna padhey
Santa: "Kitna padhey likhe(qualified) ho?" Banta: "B.A." Santa: "Saala, 2 akshar padha, woh bhi ulta?"
A drunk santa fails
A drunk santa fails from 3rd floor. People gather around & ask: "Sardar ji ki hoya?" He said"pata nahin main v hune aya haan"!!!
Teacher: Why are
Teacher: Why are you late? santa: Because of the sign. Teacher: What sign? santa: The one that says, "School Ahead, Go Slow."
Santa was filling up
Santa was filling up an application form for a job. He was not sure as to what was to be filled in the column "Salary Expected". After much thought he wrote : Yes!
On a comedy show
On a comedy show SaNTA was asked some question. He was askedQ. What's the fullform of SMS.S-:Sardar Manmohan Singh.Q. What's MMSS-Mrs. Manmohan Singh.
TeacheHow Do You
TeacheHow Do You Differentiate "WIFE" & "MOTHER" SANTA: Before Marriage We Sleep With "MOTHER" & After Marriage We Sleep With Our "WIFE"
SANTA Ko Apna
SANTA Ko Apna Gadha Bechna Tha Unho Ne Apne Ek Dost Ko Letter Likha Agr Tume Kabhi Kisi Gadhe Ki Zroorut Ho To mujhe yad karna.
Sardr mentioned 3
Sardr mentioned 3yrs experience in his resume IntervieweCan u tell me in which field u've experienced for 3yrs?SrdIn searchng JOBS!
BANK MANAGER ASKS
BANK MANAGER ASKS SANTA IN INTERVIEW: "WHAT IS CYCLONE?"SANTA ANSWERS: "IT IS THE LOAN GIVEN TO PURCHASE A CYCLE....!!

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