Police santa ke ghar ki talashi lene aayi-"Khabar hai ke apke ghar me visphotak saamagari hai"SANTA-"Ha Sir, Par Wo Maike gayi hui hai..

Jeeto yelled at santa: U're gonna b really sorry! I'm going to LEAVE you! Santa: Make up ur mind, which one is it gonna be!

I sent u many messages but u didn't send me even a single message.Now i am deleting your number.Good Bye.A Sardar sent this2 customer care.

Santa: raat pados wali larki mere dream main ayi thiJeeto: Acha? phir akeli he ayi ho giSanta: (Hairan ho ke) haan akeli thi lekin tumhain kese pata?Jeeto: kyon ke us ka husband mere dream main aya hua tha

santa to banta,yar petrol ke bhav fir bhad gaye, another rep, ha yar lakin apne ko kya farak padta hai_kpahela 100 ka bharate the aabhi 100 ka bharangay

Why couldn't the santa write the number "eleven"? He didn't know which "one" comes first...

Santa's wish: When I die, I wana die like my grandpa who died peacefully in his sleep? Not screaming like all the passengers in the car he was driving..

Santa singhji got a new job:1st day he worked till eveing. Boss was happy&asked wat u did til eveng? santa:keyboard alphabets not in right order,i made it correct.

Boss-Apki Shadi Ho Gai Santa-:yes,1 Ladki se Hui Hai Boss-:Shaadi to Ladki Se Hi Hoti Hai Santa-:NoMeri Behan Ki to Ladke Se Hui Hai !!

Santa:Main apna purse ghar bhool aaya,mujhe 1000 Rs chaiye.Banta: Dost hi dost k kaam aata he, le 10 Rs, riksha kar or purse le aa.

Tourist: Whose skeleton is that??Santa: Tipu Sultan's skeleton.Tourist: and smaller skeleton next to it?Santa: Tipu's when he was child..

santa banta go for fishing. They catch a lot of fish and return to shore. santa says: "I hope u remember the spot where we caught all those fish." banta answers: "Yes, I made'X' on the side of the boat to mark the spot." "You idiot!" replies santa." how do u know u will get the same boat tomorrow."