Santa: May I come in Sir? IntervieweWait Please.. Santa: 75 KG Sir!

How Can U Take d Window Seat From a Santa Going To London..?? Guess.?Ans:Tell Him That d Seats To London Are In d Middle ROW

Santa: I am so miser (kanjoos) that I went alone for my honeymoon and saved half the money. Bania: That is nothing, I saved full money. I sent my wife for honeymoon with a friend.

SANTA:Shaadi premika se mat karnaa.BANTA:Kyon?? SANTA:Kyoki,Shadi se pehle vo Romantic lagti aur baad me uska,ROM ROM ANTIC Lagta he!

Police santa ke ghar ki talashi lene aayi-"Khabar hai ke apke ghar me visphotak saamagari hai"SANTA-"Ha Sir, Par Wo Maike gayi hui hai..

A street dog was chasing Santa and he was laughing. A bystander: why are u laughing? Santa: I have an Airtel phone, but still Hutch network is following me.

Santa & banta sending sms 2 their gfs. Santa:mai tere mobile se apni gf ko sms bheju dekhte hain kya kahti hai? Banta: No, agar usne handwriting pehchan li to...?

Banta: When did George Washington die? Santa: 2 days b4 his funeral

Santa banta ko 3 live Bomb milte hai… Santa aur banta un bombs ko police ko dene Jate hai…….. (raste mein… ) Santa : agar koi bomb raste mehi phat jaye to??? Banta:jhoot bol denge ke 2 hi mile the

Judge: You are charged with throwing your mother-in-law out of your fourth-story window. Banta: I did it without thinking, your Honor. Judge: Thats no excuse! Don't you see how dangerous it might have been for anyone passing by at the time?

Santa 2 Bill Gates:Sir,How is it tht ur name is Gates bt u r selling WINDOWS

A drunk santa fails from 3rd floor. People gather around & ask: "Sardar ji ki hoya?" He said"pata nahin main v hune aya haan"!!!