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Santa Translation:1.Me AAm Admi nAhi ho-im Nt a MAngo MAn2.Muje b English Ati h-Eng comes to me Also 3.Do Aur do ChAr-Give And Give Four.
  
Jan, 17 2012     137 chars (1 sms)     1243 views       Jokes > Santa Banta

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Santa goes to hotel
Santa goes to hotel & orders fried fish. Waiter : Sir, French or Spanish?? Santa : Jo marji hai le aa, Maine kaunsi baatein karni hai
Santa walks into a
Santa walks into a library & says, "Can I have a burger and coke?" Librarian, "I'm sorry, this is a library." Santa whispers, "Can I have a burger & fries?"
Santa Singh: Will this
Santa Singh: Will this bus take me to Jalandhar? Driver: Which part? Santa Singh: All of me, of course!
Santa was standing
Santa was standing in sun on a hot sunny day.Banta asked: What are you doing? Santa: Drying sweat
Boy:"Oh,look
Boy:"Oh,look at the dead bird!"Sardar looked at the sky and said "Where, Where?"
santa asks banta to
santa asks banta to bring a pepsi. banta brings a bottle of pepsi but goes directly to Tendulkar. why ?? why ?? Ans: Tendulkar is an opener
A MAN TO HIS FRND-
A MAN TO HIS FRND-MAIN APNA PURSE GHAR PE BHUL AAYA MUJHE 1000 RS KI ZARURAT HAI BANTA-DOST HI DOST KE KAM ATTA HAI YE LE 10 RS RIKSHA KAR KE PURSE LE AA
just imagine u r
just imagine u r in the 3rd floor. It catches fire. How will u escape?" santa: "it is very simple i will stop my imagination
Santa buys a new
Santa buys a new pressure cooker &next day he rtrns it.Shopkeeper:-y r u returnng it?Snta:Gharme Jawan beti he,or ye sala seeti bajata
Santa call's wife-ghar
Santa call's wife-ghar nahi aa sakata.gadi k stearing,breaks sub chori ho gaye hai.5 min later.Aa raha hu.Galti se piche baith gaya tha!
Santa: Whats the
Santa: Whats the name of your car?Banta: I dont know.. but it starts with T Santa: Kamaal Hai... My Car starts with Petrol..
Banta Singh finished
Banta Singh finished his English exam and came out. His friends asked him how he had fared. He replied, "Exam was okay, except for the past tense of 'think'. I thought, thought, thought and at last, I wrote 'thunk'

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