Santa: My mother

Santa: My mother-in-law was bitten by a mad dog! Banta: Oh! That’s terrible. Santa: Yes, it was sad to watch the dog die in convulsions

Jan, 17 2012 135 chars (1 sms) 876 views Jokes > Santa Banta

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Santa ke ghar sasural

Santa ke ghar sasural wale aye,Biwi ne kaha jao Mehmano ke liye kuch lekar aao...!Santa bahar gaya aur Taxi le kar aa gaya!!

Man:Humare America

Man:Humare America mein War ho gaya hai Sardar:Humare India mein to roz hi war hota haiMan:wo kaise?Sardar:SomWar, MangalWar, BudhWar..!

Santa (Ladki ko chhedte huye)

Santa (Ladki ko chhedte huye)-Hor soniye ki haal hai?Ladki (Gusse mein)-Jo teri behan ka hai.Santa (Hass kar)-Woh toh pregnent hai...

Santa was filling up

Santa was filling up an application form for a job. He was not sure as to what was to be filled in the column "Salary Expected". After much thought he wrote : Yes!

Sardarni writes massege

Sardarni writes massege 2 sardar - "Ghar kab aa rahe ho ? SMS karke batao." Sardar replies back - "Nahi bata sakta,balance kam hai.

Q. WHAT DID BANTA

Q. WHAT DID BANTA SINGH SAY WHEN HE SAW A BANANA PEEL? A. "OH! I AM GOING TO SLIP AGAIN.

banta:What comes

banta:What comes after six? Santa singh:The milk man.

A Girl Romantically said

A Girl Romantically said to a santa: Do U want to see the place where they did Apendix Operation to me? santa: No, I hate Hospitals.

Banta: Oye, tu to

Banta: Oye, tu to Doctor ke paas jaane waala tha, kya hua? Santa: Yaar kal jaaonga,aaj thodi tabiyat kharab hai

Santa-Ghar me aag

Santa-Ghar me aag Lag gayi Banta-Mujhe kya?Santa-Bewkuf, tere ghar me Lgi he Banta-To tujhe kya?

Ultimate answer while

Ultimate answer while changing the job. Interviewer: Why did you change your last job? Santa: Because the company shifted and didn't tell me where.

Doctor2Sardar-U

Doctor2Sardar-U hv 206 bones in Ur bodySar-tel it slowlyDr-Y?S-my Dog is outside if it hears i m finishd-

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