Sardar:Will U marry

Sardar:Will U marry,after I die Wife:No I will live with my sister Wfe:Will U marry,after I die Srdr:No I will also live with ur sister

Jan, 17 2012 135 chars (1 sms) 866 views Jokes > Santa Banta

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Santa: Oh god!

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Pappu was writing

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Santa's father gave

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TeacheWhat is ur

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