Santa was caught for speeding

Santa was caught for speeding
Santa was caught for speeding and went before the judge. The judge: What'll you take 30 days or Rs 3000. Santa: I think I'll take the money.
  

Jan, 17 2012     140 chars (1 sms)     739 views       Jokes > Santa Banta

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SaNTA Sitting in a bus stop,saw a truck pulling another truck by a rope.. He laughed& said"Baap re ek choti si rassi le jaane ke liye do lorry..!''
SANTA went2 temple.Seeing people putting coin into box. SANTA:WOW Its amazing people are talking 2 God through coin phone without receiver.
Santa singh: me paida mumbai me hua magar padai chennai me ki. Banta singh: phir to school aane jaane me bahut der lagti hogi.
Santa: What do you call a wife who is beautiful, intelligent, understanding, caring, nvr jealous and a great cook? Banta: "Afwaahh"!!
Sardar ne makkhi ke pankh tod ke kaha; Udh ja. But Makkhi nahi udi, Sardar ne kaha; Saabit hua "agar makkhi ke pankh tod diye jaye to makkhi sun nahi sakti
Santa:Yar kal meri Girlfrnd ka b'day he,samajh nai a raha kya du?Banta:Dekhne me kaisi he?Santa:Bahut khobsurat!Banta:Mera number de de!!
Santa: I got married because I was tired of cooking, cleaning home and washing clothes.Banta: Amazing, I got divorce for the same reason.
KRISHNA Ki Jyoti Se Noor MiltahaiSbke Dilon Ko Surur Milta HaiJobhi Jata Hai Kanha Ke DwaarKuch Na Kuch Zarror Milta Hai JAI SHRI KRISHNA
santa orders pizza. Waiter: Sir shud i cut it into 4 pieces or into 8 pieces? santa: 4 hi karde 8 khaye nahi jayenge
Sharabi Sardar knocks d door of house.His wife open d door.Sardar-Who r u?Wife-How dare u to 4 get ur wife.Sardar-Nasha har gam ko bhula deta hai'BEHAN!'
Santa-muje munni chahiye. Wife-nahi muje munna chahiye. Santa-chalo gullu se puchte he. Santa & wife-gullu beta tumhe kya chahiye? Gullu-muje KUTTA Chahiye
Gurdas Maan: Santa ji, aapke bhai ki shaadi mein kitne gaane gaane hain, us hisab se rate lagega? Santa: 2-3 gaa kar prg shuru kar dena, baad mein sharabi baraat ne generator ki awaaz par hi naachte rehna hai