Santa was drawing money from ATM. Banta, who was just behind him in the line said: I've seen ur password. It’s ****. Santa: U r wrong. It’s 1394.

Banta: Why is the Police nicknamed "The heart of the country"? Santa: It beats, beats, beats.

TT: ticket dikhao? SANTA: lo dekho. TT: ye to purani hai. SANTA: to train kaun c nayi hai?.

Santa:Main apna purse ghar bhool aaya,mujhe 1000 Rs chaiye.Banta: Dost hi dost k kaam aata he, le 10 Rs, riksha kar or purse le aa.

Santa's wish: When I die, I wana die like my grandpa who died peacefully in his sleep? Not screaming like all the passengers in the car he was driving..

Q. Why can't Banta dial 911? A. He cannot find eleven on the phone!

Santa: May I come in Sir? IntervieweWait Please.. Santa: 75 KG Sir!

Why did Santa throw the butter out of the window? A: He wanted to see butterfly!

Teacher:Oxygen is must for Breathing . It was discovered in 1773.Sardar:Thank God I was born after that .Pehla Paida hota to mar hi jata

Ek Raat, ek Chor Sardar k Ghar me Ghus gaya aur bola SONA kaha hai?Sardar:- Ullu k patthe,pura Ghar khaali hai kahi bhi jaake SOJA

santa Singh had been standing in the middle of his field (farm) for a long time. While passing by Santa Singh asked him what he was doing. Banta replied, 'I heard those who are outstanding in their field are awarded the Nobel prize. So I waiting for mine!

Santa ki patni ne santa se boli aap hazaro me ek hai. santa ne ek tappad mara aur bola baki 999 koun hai?