Banta complained to

Banta complained to
Banta complained to his friend about his wife ' My wife never agrees with anything I say. And we have been married for six years .' Preeto (mrs. Banta) intervened, ' Not six we have been married for seven years !
  

Jan, 17 2012     212 chars (2 sms)     1620 views       Jokes > Santa Banta

more Santa Banta SMS Messages

Q: Why Santa is standing below the Tube light with an open mouth. A: Because Doctor has advised him: ‘Aaj Light Khana hai!’
Santa singh driving a car, puts on the indicator and asks the other to check if it is working. Banta singh: puts his head out and says.....yes..no..yes..no..yes..no............!!!!
************** Khirki khuli zulfein bikhri Dilne kaha dildar nikla Par haire meri footi kismat Nahaya hua sardar nikla **************
bantaji went 2 bank 4 account opening. He took 1 form and went to Delhi 4 filling up the form. Do u no y ? Bcoz in the form he saw "write in capital"!!!
Q: A Man asked Santa, "Akal badhi ya bhains? " A: Santa bola, "Pehle date of birth to batao."
Santa: Doctor, when I take a bath I get wet. Doctor: Ok, next time when you are going to take a bath, turn off the tap.
Teacher: I want you to tell me the longest sentence you can think of. Pappu: Life imprisonment!
Santa har sunday holi khelta tha1 admi ne pucha santa ji aap har sunday holi Q khelte ho ?santa :- OYE, SUNDAY MATLAB HOLI-DAY..
Lil Banta: I dreamed last night dat u gave me Rs 500 for Christmas. Banta Singh: Well, as you've been a good boy lately, you may keep it.
Santa: I tried ur number so many times, it always said 'Switched Off'!" Banta: Nooo, it's my HELLO TUNE!
In a class, teacher asked: If I buy an item@ 12.75 n [email protected], it"s loss or profit? SANTA Profit in rupees & loss in paise
santa to banta maine aisi chiz ki khoj ki he jis se tu deewar k aarpar dekh sakta he,banta ne puchha kon c chiz?Santa bola: Khidki.