santa banta go for fishing.

santa banta go for fishing.
santa banta go for fishing. They catch a lot of fish and return to shore. santa says: "I hope u remember the spot where we caught all those fish." banta answers: "Yes, I made'X' on the side of the boat to mark the spot." "You idiot!" replies santa." how do u know u will get the same boat tomorrow."
  

Jan, 17 2012     299 chars (2 sms)     718 views       Jokes > Santa Banta

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Postman: I Had To Come 5 Miles to Deliver U This Packet Santa: why did U come so far. Instead U could Have posted it....
SrdI kis my wif b4 i go to office everyday,& U? Frnd: I kis ur wif after u go to office everyday. SardaHa ha i'm 1st.
CID- Why criminals leave their fingerprint aftr their wrk? SardaSir,I Think they are uneducated, if they were educated, they would leave their signature for you.
Santa: Woh ladki kitni sundar hai! Banta: Mujhe uska naam pata hai. Santa: Kya naam hai uska? Banta: Woh bank mein kaam karti hai, uske counter ke upar uska naam likha tha "CHAALU KHAATA
Sardar has got a job of traffic police,But He was dismissed on the 1st day why?Becoz he fined an ambulance 4 overspeed.
Santa (on phone): Maa, khushkhabri hai! Maa: Bolo beta. Santa: Hum, 2 se 3 ho gaye. Maa: Badhai ho, ladka hua ya ladki. Santa: Na ladka, na ladki. Maine doosri shaadi karli
Lady 2 Inspector mera pati 5 din pehle gobi Lene gaya tha abtak, vapas nahi aaya! Inspctor (banta) replied :"To fir,aur koi sabzi banalo.
Santa & Banta got tired of mobile & decide 2 use pigeons. 1day a pigeon reaches Banta without message. Angry Banta calls Santa! Santa: Oye, this was a missed call
Sardarni writes massege 2 sardar - "Ghar kab aa rahe ho ? SMS karke batao." Sardar replies back - "Nahi bata sakta,balance kam hai.
FreN: yar tumne school Ana kyu chhod diya? Sardayar actually mere dad keh rahe the k 1 jagah bar-bar jane se izzat kam hoti hai
Heights of Friendship: Santa commiting suicide, someone asked the reason. He said: My wife ran with my friend and I can't live without my friend.
Girlfriend-Tum to bas apne kam me lage rehte ho..Meri to koi parwah hi nahi hai tumhe! santa -Oye,Pyar karne wale kisi ki parwah nahi karte!