Teacher: What do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested? banta: A teacher

Teacher: I want you to tell me the longest sentence you can think of. Pappu: Life imprisonment!

What's an adult joke? Santa: Any joke which is 18 yrs old

Santa got an sms from hisgirlfriend...."I MISS YOU"Santa replied..."I Mr. U

Teacher asked Sardar" If U dial 001 then what will happen?"Sarda"Police Jeep will come, in Reverse Gear…

santa banta go for fishing. They catch a lot of fish and return to shore. santa says: "I hope u remember the spot where we caught all those fish." banta answers: "Yes, I made'X' on the side of the boat to mark the spot." "You idiot!" replies santa." how do u know u will get the same boat tomorrow."

santa got himself a puzzle game. It took him 10 hard months to finish it. He was so proud of himself because at the side of the box it was written: "2-3 yrs"

Petrol ke rate badhne par Santa bola : "meinu koi farak nahin pada, pehle bhi 100 ka bharwata tha ab bhi 100 ka bharwata hoon"....

Santa Oye tera ek daant neela kaise ho gaya ? Banta Yaar mein ink lagayi hai. Santa woh kyon ? Banta Kyon k aaj kal BLUE TOOTH ka jamana hai..

Once a Sardar was walking & had a glove on 1 hand & not on other so a man asked him why did he do so. He Replied dat d weather forecast announced dat on 1 hand it wud be cold & on d other hand it would be hot.

Salesman:Which soAp u use Santa:Babas SoAp,Babas Paste,babas BrushSm:Is BABA international Company ?Santa:No! Baba is My Room MAte.

Santa & Banta are discussing.Santa: If i drink Coffee, I can't sleep.Banta: With me its the opposite. If i sleep, i can't drink Coffee..