Santa gets ready,

Santa gets ready,
Santa gets ready, wears his tie and coat; goes out, climbs a tree and sits on the branch regularly. Banta asks why he does this. Santa: "I've been promoted as branch manager."
  

Jan, 17 2012     175 chars (2 sms)     790 views       Jokes > Santa Banta

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