A sardar had a child aftr 3 mnth of marige.He askd his wife ye 3mnth k bad bacha kaise hua?Wife replied:tmhari shadi ko kitna arsa hua?Srdar:3month.wife:or meri shadi ko.Srdar:3mnthwife:or bacha kitne month k baad.Srdar:3 mnth.Wife:total kitne hue.

3pupil were going on motorcycle,policeman give hand to stop.Santa shouted-oye pagal pahle hi 3 baithay tuje kaha baithe ga

Santa Singh Ji Zebra Crossing ke Black & White Patte par Bar Bar idhar se Udhar chalte the , Woh kya soch rahe honge ? THINK ???? SALA YEH PIYANO BAJTA KYO NAHI ?

Boy:"Oh,look at the dead bird!"Sardar looked at the sky and said "Where, Where?"

Santa: My mother-in-law was bitten by a mad dog! Banta: Oh! That’s terrible. Santa: Yes, it was sad to watch the dog die in convulsions

Why did Santa take his pregnant wife Jeeto to Pizza Hut? A: Because they advertised: 'Free Delivery'

TEACHER : you call your mother as MUM.. what will you call your mother's younger sister & elder sister? Santa singh : MINIMUM & MAXIMUM...

In Park,Cop 2 Santa-Park me aise baithe ho,Bacho pe kya asar padega?S-Hum Dono Marred heC-To Ghar me Betho S-Tab iske Pati pe kya asar Padega

Mngr:Y ru late?sardr:Sir on the way I saw my frnd& came in his vehicleMngr:u came here by vehicle,den y late?sardr:that is Road roller.

1Din santa ko fansi lagne wali thi. Jailer ne pucha koi akhari khwahish. santa bola"muje fansi dete wqt mere pair upar aur sar nich Rakhna

Santa: My wedding is going to happen. Banta: Whats the problem now.? Santa: My wife did'nt know it...!

Santa saw a Beautiful Girl,he Went and Kissed her. Girl: "STUPID what r u doing?" Santa: B.Com final year"