santa was asked,

santa was asked,
santa was asked, what is a adult joke? Reply came any joke which is eighteen years old.
  

Jan, 17 2012     87 chars (1 sms)     985 views       Jokes > Santa Banta

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Santa singhji got a new job:1st day he worked till eveing. Boss was happy&asked wat u did til eveng? santa:keyboard alphabets not in right order,i made it correct.
Ek Chor Santa Ka Mobile lekar bhag gaya ..... Santa bola bhag le bhag le, Charger to mere Pass hai!!!
Santa har sunday holi khelta tha1 admi ne pucha santa ji aap har sunday holi Q khelte ho ?santa :- OYE, SUNDAY MATLAB HOLI-DAY..
Banta :- dekh Santa ek saanp teri biwi ko kaat raha hai. Santa :- Dar mat yaar. Vo kaat nhi raha, vo to zehar bharwane aaya hai
Sardar ko ek blank message aaya, phir sardarne usi mobile ko phone karke bola,tumhe malum hai tumhare mobile ka ink khatam ho gayi hai...
Sardar watching TV with WifeWife"If Edison wouldn't had invented Power, Wht would U have done?"Sardar"I would have watch TV with candle
Man: why did u buy ur wife a huge diamond ring 4 her Brthday? I thought she wantd a car. Sardar:She did,but where in the world was i going 2 find a fake car
Banta: Marte waqt aadmi ko kya dena chahiye? Santa Birla cement. Banta: Kyun? Santa:Kyunk iis Cement mein jaan hai.
Santa: bohot tension hai yaar, meri beti jawan ho gayee hai Banta:jawan ho gayee to usko border pe bhej do...
Santa visits doc n says:Dr.saab, jithe jithe ungli rakho othe othe dard honda hai. Dr.x-ray'ed his whole body & found, his FINGER was FRACTURED....
santa asks banta to bring a pepsi. banta brings a bottle of pepsi but goes directly to Tendulkar. why ?? why ?? Ans: Tendulkar is an opener
A street dog was chasing Santa and he was laughing. A bystander: why are u laughing? Santa: I have an Airtel phone, but still Hutch network is following me.