Banta ek sadhu se

Banta ek sadhu se bola: Baba, meri biwi bahut pareshan karti hai, koi upay batao. Sadhu: Beta, upaay hota to main sadhu kyun banta?

Jan, 17 2012 131 chars (1 sms) 1057 views Jokes > Santa Banta

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Man askd Santa:why U prefer prepaid connection than postpaid?Santa: prepaid me bahut fayda hai,call k bad bill badneke bajay kuM Hota hai

Santa to Banta: Main apna purse ghar bhool aaya, mainu 1000 Rs chahide si. Banta: Dost hi dost de kam aunda hai, le 10 Rs, riksha kar te purse le aa.

Man: I got a brand new Ford IKON 4 my wife!Santa: Wow! That's an unbelievable exchange offer!

A man to santa lets to play Chess.Santa: You wait i am bringing my Sport Shoes....

How do you recognize Santa's son, Pappu, in School? A: He is the one who erases the books when the teacher erases the board.

Santa 2 Bill Gates:Sir,How is it tht ur name is Gates bt u r selling WINDOWS

What frustrated Banta when his wife gave birth to twins ? He wonders who is the father of the second son!

Santa singh busy removing a wheel From auto,person asks sardar y r u removing a wheel from ur auto?Sardar:cant u read,"parking for2 wheeler only.

SANTA bada sa Bag leke bus me ghusa Or Zor se chillaya: 'Khabardar'koi apni jgah se ni hilega."SANTA SINGH KULFI WALA KHUD SAB K PAS AYEGA.

TT: ticket dikhao? SANTA: lo dekho. TT: ye to purani hai. SANTA: to train kaun c nayi hai?.

Santa falls in love with a nurse... After much thinking, he finally writes a love letter to her: "I luv u sister."

Teacher: What should be in a book to make it a bestseller? Pappu: A girl on the cover and no cover on the girl.

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