TeacheWhat is ur

TeacheWhat is ur
TeacheWhat is ur father?Santa: I.C.S. in summer & P.C.S. in winterTeacheWats dat?Santa: Ice-cream seller in summer & Pakoda chat seller in winter
  

Jan, 17 2012     145 chars (1 sms)     885 views       Jokes > Santa Banta

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A sardar learning english introduces his family in the party: Hi! I am sardar, this is my sardarni, He is my kid, & She is my kidny.
Santa saw a man stealing a purse. THIEF:"There is Rs.1100 in the purse. V can take 50-50" Santa : Okay,bt Wht bout d remaining 1000?
Interviewer:what is skeleton? Sardar:Sir, skeleton is a person who started dieting but forgot to stop it..
A beautiful girl was passing by..Santa : Kya maal hai yaarBanta : Arey haa maal se yaad aaya bhabiji kaisi hai
Santa: Ghar ka saara keemti samaan chhupa ke rakh do, mere dost aa rahe hain. Jeeto: Kyon! Aapke dost chura lengey? Santa: Nahin, pehchan lengey.
Banta to a Doctor : I have diarrhoea & it wont go away. Doctor: Did you try using a lemon? Banta: Yes I did. When I remove it, it starts again.
Santa? I love you, i need you, i can not go any where without you.. Oh MeRi HAWAaii CHaPPaL...
Sardar:Mera 5saal ka beta pagal hain usne kaamwali ko PREGNANT bana diyaDr.Kaise?Sardar:Pagal ne aalpin se mere sare CONDOM me ched kardiye
Santa: For the past one week a girl is disturbing Me. I don't know how she got my no, she interrupts whenever I call someone and says "please recharge your card"
Santa opened a petrol pump, but not even one customer went there. You know why? Because he opened petrol pump on second floor..
Ultimate answer while changing the job. Interviewer: Why did you change your last job? Santa: Because the company shifted and didn't tell me where.
A lady calls Santa for repairing door bell. Santa doesn’t turns up for 4 days. Lady calls again, Santa replies: I'm coming daily since 4 days, I press the bell but no one comes out.