Santa 2 pandit:

Santa 2 pandit:
Santa 2 pandit: ye tere sir par choti kyu? Pandit: Ye mera ANTENA hai, Isse muje vichar aate hai. Santa: Kamal hai yaha to Dish Tv hai to bhi nahi aate..
  

Jan, 17 2012     153 chars (1 sms)     891 views       Jokes > Santa Banta

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A street dog was chasing Santa and he was laughing. A bystander: why are u laughing? Santa: I have an Airtel phone, but still Hutch network is following me.
Sardar's Dad Died, Was Crying.After Few Min Cries Louder!Frnd: What Happnd Now?SardaMy Sister Jst Called Me & Even Her Dad Died.
Banta puchhta hai "jab ek ladka aur ladki pyar karte hai to vo kiss kyo karate hai?" Santa bola "maaf kijiye ji muze pata nahi. mai is shahar me naya hu"
Banta: Marte waqt aadmi ko kya dena chahiye? Santa Birla cement. Banta: Kyun? Santa:Kyunk iis Cement mein jaan hai.
Jeeto: If I die what'll you do? Santa: I may also die. Jeeto: Why? Santa: Some time too much of happiness can also kill a man.
Banta: Yeh chaaku kyon ubaal rahe ho? Santa: Suicide karne ke liye Banta: To phir ubalne kui kya zaroorat hai? Santa: Kahin infection na ho jaaye
Santa at an Art Gallery: I suppose this horrible looking thing is what you call Modern art? Art dealer: I beg your pardon sir, that's a mirror!
sardar ji ne apni biwi ko apne dost ke sath dekhaor apnay dost ko goli maar disardar ki biwi boli:-agar aap ka yehi behaiviour raha to 1 dinaap saray dost kho betho gay-
Santa (Ladki ko chhedte huye)-Hor soniye ki haal hai?Ladki (Gusse mein)-Jo teri behan ka hai.Santa (Hass kar)-Woh toh pregnent hai...
santa to banta maine aisi chiz ki khoj ki he jis se tu deewar k aarpar dekh sakta he,banta ne puchha kon c chiz?Santa bola: Khidki.
Santa asked Banta: Why Manmohan Singh goes for a walk in evening?Banta: Very simple, because he is PM not AM.
Sardr mentioned 3yrs experience in his resume IntervieweCan u tell me in which field u've experienced for 3yrs?SrdIn searchng JOBS!