Santa 2 pandit:

Santa 2 pandit:
Santa 2 pandit: ye tere sir par choti kyu? Pandit: Ye mera ANTENA hai, Isse muje vichar aate hai. Santa: Kamal hai yaha to Dish Tv hai to bhi nahi aate..
  

Jan, 17 2012     153 chars (1 sms)     884 views       Jokes > Santa Banta

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santa to banta… why are you watching the funeral by BINOCULAR… santa replies because DUR KA RISHTEDAR THA yaar!
Santa kept a labour to get assitance in agriculture field.one day the labour became ill.what did sardar do then? Ans:He took him to the labour room of the local hospital so that he can be treated there
Santa: Woh ladki kitni sundar hai! Banta: Mujhe uska naam pata hai. Santa: Kya naam hai uska? Banta: Woh bank mein kaam karti hai, uske counter ke upar uska naam likha tha "CHAALU KHAATA
3pupil were going on motorcycle,policeman give hand to stop.Santa shouted-oye pagal pahle hi 3 baithay tuje kaha baithe ga
banta apna mobile samundar ke pani me phekakar bolta hai, "Aja, upar aja". His friend asked, "Pani me se upar kaise ayega?".banta- Kyo nahi ayega, DOLPHIN hai.
Santa banta were in conversation on the beach : Santa :Praaji , Ise 'beach' kyo kaheete hai ? banta : Tumhe nahe pata ? Santa : Nahe pata. banta : Woh to Aasmaan aur Zameen ke beech mein hai esliye eesai beach kahete hai .
Santa was caught for speeding and went before the judge. The judge: What'll you take 30 days or Rs 3000. Santa: I think I'll take the money.
Sardr mentioned 3yrs experience in his resume IntervieweCan u tell me in which field u've experienced for 3yrs?SrdIn searchng JOBS!
SANTA Used to go college with his Dog ... After few years he had to go alone why ?? ?? ?? ?? ?? ?? ?? Beacause the Dog GRADUATED.
According 2 santa moon is more imp cos it gives light at night wen light is needed & sun gives light during d day wen light is not needed.
banta: What are you doing? Santa: Washing myself, of course banta: Without soap and water? Santa: Haven't you ever heard of dry cleaning
Sardayaar meri biwi ghar chodkar bhag gai..Mona: tune use pyar se nahi rakha hogaSardanahi yar sagi behan se bhi badhkar rakha tha