Santa: Ghar ka saara keemti

Santa: Ghar ka saara keemti samaan chhupa ke rakh do, mere dost aa rahe hain. Jeeto: Kyon! Aapke dost chura lengey? Santa: Nahin, pehchan lengey.

Jan, 17 2012 145 chars (1 sms) 882 views Jokes > Santa Banta

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