SANTA kadhai leke bich raaste khana pakane baitha. Kadhai khali dekh k logo ne pucha “saNTAJI kya bana rahe ho?” saNTA bola, “Sabko bewakoof bana raha hoon.”

In a maths eXam everyone was writing except SANTA was dancing. Y..?because someone told him that there is marks for every step

History teacher asked Santa: Name kalidas's brother who was a shoemaker. Santa: Adidas

santa Singh had been standing in the middle of his field (farm) for a long time. While passing by Santa Singh asked him what he was doing. Banta replied, 'I heard those who are outstanding in their field are awarded the Nobel prize. So I waiting for mine!

Santa: I got married because I was tired of cooking, cleaning home and washing clothes.Banta: Amazing, I got divorce for the same reason.

1Srdar-wo Ladki behri lagti he.Me kuch kehta hu,wo kuch aur hi bolti hai 2srdar:kaise? 1 srdar:Mene"I Luv U"kaha,to wo boli Mene kal hi Naye SANDAL kharide hai.

Santa & Lion How can a Santa kill a Lion?Santa thinks & thinks hard... & comes to a conclusion: "I'll drink Poison.. & let the Lion eat me."

How Can U Take d Window Seat From a Santa Going To London..?? Guess.?Ans:Tell Him That d Seats To London Are In d Middle ROW

Sardr1 Coffee How Much Sir? Owne1 Coffee Rs.5 SardaOpposite Shop Its 50P Only OwneU Stupid That Is Xerox Copy Not Coffee..

doc chopra Psychotherapist wanted the name board to be painted infront of his clinic , but our santa painted " Dr chopra Psycho the rapist ".

The Teacher asked all the students in a class to write an essay on a cricket match. All were busy writing except Banta. He wrote "DUE TO RAIN, NO MATCH!"

TeacheHow Do You Differentiate "WIFE" & "MOTHER" SANTA: Before Marriage We Sleep With "MOTHER" & After Marriage We Sleep With Our "WIFE"