Sardar has got a job of traffic police,But He was dismissed on the 1st day why?Becoz he fined an ambulance 4 overspeed.

Santa ki Maa ki tabiyat kharab thi.Hospital gaye to Dr. ne kaha k 'TEST'honge,Santa: Inki umar zyada hai, TEST nahi 1 DAY ya T-20 karwa lo

SrdI kis my wif b4 i go to office everyday,& U? Frnd: I kis ur wif after u go to office everyday. SardaHa ha i'm 1st.

A sardarji went 2 a STD PCO ISD shop n slapped the operator twice ....guess why? cuz der it was witten...'number dial karne se pehele do lagae'..!

Q. How did Santa cheat the railways?Ans: He bought the ticket and did'nt travel..!!

Santa Singh Ji Zebra Crossing ke Black & White Patte par Bar Bar idhar se Udhar chalte the , Woh kya soch rahe honge ? THINK ???? SALA YEH PIYANO BAJTA KYO NAHI ?

TeacheHow Do You Differentiate "WIFE" & "MOTHER" SANTA: Before Marriage We Sleep With "MOTHER" & After Marriage We Sleep With Our "WIFE"

Banta:Where was the Decleration of Independence signed? Santa Singh:at the bottom.

SANTA: Wat is d different between POETRY and ESSAY?BANTA: Any word said by girlfriend is poetry..!Anything said by wife is essay

Teacher: I want you to tell me the longest sentence you can think of. Pappu: Life imprisonment!

Some tourists in the Punjab Museum of Natural History were marveling at the dinosaur bones. One of them asked the guard, Santa Singh 'Can you tell me how old the dinosaur bones are?' Santa replied, 'They are 3 million, four years, and six months old.' 'That's an awfully exact number,' says the tourist. 'How do you know their age so precisely?' Santa answered, 'Well, the dinosaur bones were three million years old when I started working here, and that was four and a half years ago.'

santa complained to police.Sir,all items are missing,except the Tv in my home.Police:How the thief did not take tv. Sardar: I was watching it