Sharabi Sardar knocks d door of house.His wife open d door.Sardar-Who r u?Wife-How dare u to 4 get ur wife.Sardar-Nasha har gam ko bhula deta hai'BEHAN!'

Santa was drawing money from ATM. Banta, who was just behind him in the line said: I've seen ur password. It’s ****. Santa: U r wrong. It’s 1394.

TeacheA ke baad kya aata hai? Santa thinks hard & then says: Kya bolti tu

Santa & Banta are discussing.Santa: If i drink Coffee, I can't sleep.Banta: With me its the opposite. If i sleep, i can't drink Coffee..

Santa saw a Beautiful Girl,he Went and Kissed her. Girl: "STUPID what r u doing?" Santa: B.Com final year"

Santa bought a car on loan… He didn’t pay the dues, the bank took away his car.Santa: If I knew this, I,d have taken a loan for my marriage also.

1 Ship me 300 Sardar ja rahe the, bina Ship doobe sabhi doob gaye Kaise??Ship band ho gaya our sare Sardar dhakka dene k liye utar gaye

Santa Oye tera ek daant neela kaise ho gaya ? Banta Yaar mein ink lagayi hai. Santa woh kyon ? Banta Kyon k aaj kal BLUE TOOTH ka jamana hai..

CID- Why criminals leave their fingerprint aftr their wrk? SardaSir,I Think they are uneducated, if they were educated, they would leave their signature for you.

At the scene of accident a Man was crying "Oh god i hv lost my hand!". Santa: Please Dont cry! look at that man he has lost his head is he crying?

SANTA Ko Apna Gadha Bechna Tha Unho Ne Apne Ek Dost Ko Letter Likha Agr Tume Kabhi Kisi Gadhe Ki Zroorut Ho To mujhe yad karna.

Santa and Banta are waiting at a bus stop, when a bus pulls up and opens the door. Banta leans inside and asks the driver, "Will this bus take me to Chandigarh?" The bus driver shakes his head and says, "No, I'm Sorry." At this Santa leans inside, smiles and twitters, "Will it take ME?"