just imagine u r in the 3rd floor. It catches fire. How will u escape?" santa: "it is very simple i will stop my imagination

Why does Sardarji cleans the wall with an EAR BUD?Guess...!sochooo.......KYUNKI.....diwaron ke bhi kaan hote hai....

Sardar ne makkhi ke pankh tod ke kaha; Udh ja. But Makkhi nahi udi, Sardar ne kaha; Saabit hua "agar makkhi ke pankh tod diye jaye to makkhi sun nahi sakti

santa on phone "Doctor my wife is pergnant.She is having pain right now". Doctor: Is this her first child? santa: No this is her husband speaking............

Gurdas Maan: Santa ji, aapke bhai ki shaadi mein kitne gaane gaane hain, us hisab se rate lagega? Santa: 2-3 gaa kar prg shuru kar dena, baad mein sharabi baraat ne generator ki awaaz par hi naachte rehna hai

Santa proposed to a girl...... Girl said: 'I'm 1 yr elder to you'. Santa said: 'Oye, no problem Soniye, I'll marry you next year

Santa: My wedding is going to happen. Banta: Whats the problem now.? Santa: My wife did'nt know it...!

Santa: I kiss my wife everyday before leaving for office, what about u? Banta: Me too, after u leave.

SANTA NE BIWI SEY POOCHA AAJ THO CHICKEN BAHUTH TASTY HAI.. KUCH KHAS MASALA LAGAYA KYA? BIWI: KUCH NAHI THODI SA JAL GAYA THA... ISLIYE BURNOL CREAM LAGAYA...

Santa 2 girlfriend: Darling, am I the first man you ever kissed? Girl: Of course, you r. But, why do all men ask the same silly question?

Teacher 2 santa: Where u were born? Santa: In Tiruvanantapuram. Teacher:tell me its Spelling ? Santa: (after thinking ) I think i was born in Goa....

Ek baar ek sardar sukhe khet mein boat chala raha hota hai. Doosara sardar apni Biwi ko leke scooter pe jaa raha tha. Pehle Sardar ko boat chalate dekh, woh apni biwi se kehta hai "dekho aise sardaro ne hi to sardar ka naam kharab kar rakha hai, woh to mujhe swimming nahi aati, nahi to mein usey bahut maarta."