Santa, "I suppose this horrible looking thing is what you call modern art? Art dealer, "I beg your pardon sir, that is a mirror

Judge: You are charged with throwing your mother-in-law out of your fourth-story window. Banta: I did it without thinking, your Honor. Judge: Thats no excuse! Don't you see how dangerous it might have been for anyone passing by at the time?

TeacheBatao ki purane samay mein Sri Lanka ko Sone ki Lanka kyun kaha jata tha ?Student: Kyunki Kumbkaran vahan din-raat sota rehta tha..

Santa : We'll soon become Rich Banta : How?Santa : Tomoro my Mathematics Teacher wil teach me how 2 convert Paise 2 Rupees.

Santa: What is my exam number...???TeacheIts 438625.Santa: I paid Rs.1000 for exam, please give me a fancy number!!!

Santa: Woh ladki kitni sundar hai! Banta: Mujhe uska naam pata hai. Santa: Kya naam hai uska? Banta: Woh bank mein kaam karti hai, uske counter ke upar uska naam likha tha "CHAALU KHAATA

Why did Santa fall out the window ?A. He was ironing the curtain

Banta: Truck dekhkar tum kaampte kyon ho? Santa: Ek truck driver meri biwi lekar bhaag gaya tha, har baar lagta hai jaise usko vapas karne aaya hai.

Banta to his wife:Get married to Santa after my death. Wife:But why? He is your no. 1 enemy. Banta:This would be the best way to avenge Santa

Santa k ghar ladki hui Banta:Jab ladki badi hogi to ladke ise chedenge. Santa: Maine iska intezam kar liya! Banta:kya? Santa: Iska naam DiDi rakha hai!

In war field Sardar covering his body with a mosquito net. Soldier asked why? Sardwhen a mosqito cant entr in this net, then HOW CAN A BULLET!.

Santa-muje munni chahiye. Wife-nahi muje munna chahiye. Santa-chalo gullu se puchte he. Santa & wife-gullu beta tumhe kya chahiye? Gullu-muje KUTTA Chahiye