Santa Singh: Will this bus take me to Jalandhar? Driver: Which part? Santa Singh: All of me, of course!

Santa opened a petrol pump, but not even one customer went there. You know why? Because he opened petrol pump on second floor..

Doctor2Sardar-U hv 206 bones in Ur bodySar-tel it slowlyDr-Y?S-my Dog is outside if it hears i m finishd-

Santa : Sitting on The Top of the Mountain and Studying.... When Banta asked what he was doing.... He replied... Oye!! Higher Studies Yaar...!!!

Sardar:My grandfather is 90 years old & still doesn't use glasses! Friend:How is it possible? Sardar:He drinks directly from bottle..

1st sardar:yaar tum nay apni biwi ko talaq kyon di?2nd sardar:yaar woh bari character less thi shaadi mujh say aur bacha bhagwan say mangti thi.

Ek baar Santa Gangubai ke ghar jaata hai aur darwaza knock karta hai. Gangubai: Kaun ? Santa: Main ! Gangubai: Main kaun? Santa: Tu Gangubai

Santa-Tum Dusaro Se Q Kehte Ho Ki Me Murkh Hu. Banta- Maaf Krna Mujhe Nahi Pata Tha Ki Ye Baat Gupt Rkhni Hai.

Santa Phone Par Baat Kar Raha Tha,Banta-Kis Se Baat Kr Rahe Ho?Santa-Biwi Se.Banta-Itne Pyar Se?Santa-Tumhari HaI

Santa: What is my exam number...???TeacheIts 438625.Santa: I paid Rs.1000 for exam, please give me a fancy number!!!

Preeto: There's trouble with the car. It has water in the carburetor. Banta: Water in the carburetor? That's ridiculous. Preeto: I tell you the car has water in the carburetor. Banta: You don't even know what a carburetor is. I'll check it out. Where's the car? Preeto: In the pool.

Santa to Banta: Main apna purse ghar bhool aaya, mainu 1000 Rs chahide si. Banta: Dost hi dost de kam aunda hai, le 10 Rs, riksha kar te purse le aa.