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While at the college
While at the college Sardar happened to watch the notice board. It reads: Invites suggestions for the modification of Ladies Room. Sardar writes under - Let the men Permit to Enter
  
Jan, 17 2012     180 chars (2 sms)     923 views       Jokes > Santa Banta

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Santa ke bagiche mein
Santa ke bagiche mein bahut sare ped - paudhe thay, Santa naukar ko bola ped-paudhon ko pani dal. Naukar: Sahab baarish ho rahi hai. Santa: Abe to Chatri leke dal.
Santa: Gud news
Santa: Gud news hai banta Main aur meri girlfriend shaadi kar rahe hain.Banta: Wow, great Kab?Santa: Meri 7 Dec ko aur uski 13 Jan ko.
Santa: My mother
Santa: My mother-in-law was bitten by a mad dog! Banta: Oh! That’s terrible. Santa: Yes, it was sad to watch the dog die in convulsions
Santa : May I come in
Santa : May I come in sir?Interviewer : Wait please...Santa : 75 kg sir!
santa: Are light chali
santa: Are light chali gayi hai to kam se kam fan to chalu karo sardarni: lo kar di na sardaro vali baat fan chalu karoogi to candle nahi bujh Jayegi
Banta was driving
Banta was driving down the highway past a sign that said, "Clean Toilets 8 Kms." By the time he drove eight kms he had cleaned 14 toilets
Santa to his wife
Santa to his wife:coffee jaldi piyo. Wife:but why? Santa:B'COZ hot coffeeis Rs.5 and cold coffee is Rs.20.
Jeeto: Dekho woh admi
Jeeto: Dekho woh admi mujhe ghoor-ghoor ke dekh raha hai. Santa: Woh to kabadia hai, raddi pe nazar rakhna uski aadat hai
Q: Why Santa is
Q: Why Santa is standing below the Tube light with an open mouth. A: Because Doctor has advised him: ‘Aaj Light Khana hai!’
Santa ke ghar sasural
Santa ke ghar sasural wale aye,Biwi ne kaha jao Mehmano ke liye kuch lekar aao...!Santa bahar gaya aur Taxi le kar aa gaya!!
Teacher : Why u
Teacher : Why u didn't do ur homework ?Sardar : i am in hostel how can i do home work ?''
Santa 1st time plane
Santa 1st time plane me baitha. plane runway pe chal raha tha, tabhi usne pilot ko thappad mara aur bola- mujhe der ho rahi hai aur tu by road jaa raha hai...

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