Santa gets ready, wears his tie and coat; goes out, climbs a tree and sits on the branch regularly. Banta asks why he does this. Santa: "I've been promoted as branch manager."

Sardar ka ladka:I'm a complan boy.Sardar ki ladki:I'm a complan girl.Sardar:Sala paida maine kiya or nam kisi or ka le rahe he.

Santa Ne ek Makkhi Pakdi aur Pankh TodKar Bola: Ud Ja! Mkkhi Nahi Udi ! Santa- Isse PROVE Hua Ki Mkkhi K Pnkh Tod Do 2 Wo Behri Ho Jati Hai.

Santa singh to his friend: Yar bari mushkil main hoon mairi bivi mujh say 1 kiss ka 50RS laiti hay ..... friend: acha, yar to bara lucky hay doosron say to wo 500RS laiti hay.

Teacher: Pappu, TAMSO MA JYOTIR GAMYA" shloka ka kya arth hai? Pappu: Tum so jayo maa, mein Jyoti ke pass ja raha hoon.

One day Santas Girlfriend asks him, Darling,on our Engagement will you give me a RING? Santa:Ya sure, Give me ur Telephone No.

santa ji pulled out 6 people from a burning house...still he was in jail.......why? coz all the 6 were firebrigade staff !

Banta: Y did you buy ur wife a huge diamond ring for her B'day? I thought she wanted a car. Santa: She did, but where in the world was I going to find a fake car?

Ek baar ek sardar sukhe khet mein boat chala raha hota hai. Doosara sardar apni Biwi ko leke scooter pe jaa raha tha. Pehle Sardar ko boat chalate dekh, woh apni biwi se kehta hai "dekho aise sardaro ne hi to sardar ka naam kharab kar rakha hai, woh to mujhe swimming nahi aati, nahi to mein usey bahut maarta."

SANTA hamesha Apne Mobile K Saath 1 Scissor Rakhta Tha, Kisi Ne Poocha?? KYO SANTA: :”O Yaara Kbhi Kbhi Call Katna B Par Jata Hy Na

Santa found answer to the most difficult question ever- What comes first - the chicken or the egg? O yaar, jiska order pehle doge, vo ayega!

SANTA enters kitchen, opens sugar container, looks inside and closes it. He does this again and again. Why?Because his Doctor told him to check sugar level regularly.