SANTASamose K andar ka masala kha raha tha.BANTA:Yeh kya hai?SANTA:doctor ne mujhe bahar ka khana mana kiya hai!

Santa was playing chess with his dog..Banta: Yaar, Tumhara kutta to Genius hai !!Santa: Khaak Genius hai, 5 me se 3 game to haar gaya

Sardar at bar in New York.A Man say 'Johny Walker single'other say 'Peter Scotch single' Sardar say 'Baljith Singh Maried'

2srdar jngl me:Samne sher aya,1ne mitti sher ki ankh me dalke bhagne lga,2nd wahi ruk gya 1st:abe bhag 2nd:me kyun bhagu mitti tune dali he

SaNTA My mobile bill how much? Centre girl: Just dial 123 to know ur current bill. SANTA Stupid,not current bill My mobile bill..

What was Sardarji doing when he held his hands tightly over his ears? He was trying to hold on to a thought.

SiName an animal which lives in land & water Santa: FrogSiGood! Now name 3 such animals Santa: Frog's mom, frog's dad & his son.

Santa Singh and wife came upon a wishing well. Santa Singh leaned over, made a wish and threw in a penny. The wife decided to make a wish, too. But she leaned over too much, fell into the well, and drowned. Santa Singh was stunned for awhile but then smiled and said, 'It really works!'

In a maths eXam everyone was writing except SANTA was dancing. Y..?because someone told him that there is marks for every step

Banta: Yeh chaaku kyon ubaal rahe ho? Santa: Suicide karne ke liye Banta: To phir ubalne kui kya zaroorat hai? Santa: Kahin infection na ho jaaye

Pappu while filling up a form: What should I write against mother tongue.? Santa: Very long...!

Sardar ji jab exam dene gaye toh woh apne saath plumber ko kyun le gaye? Kyun ki Sardarji ko information mili thi k paper leak ho gaya