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Jan, 17 2012     132 chars (1 sms)     1344 views       Jokes > Santa Banta

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santa was asked, what is a adult joke? Reply came any joke which is eighteen years old.
Q: Agar do pipal ke Pedon ko ek rassi se bandh diya jaye to us rassi ko kya kahenge? santa:Us rassi ko bolengey NOKIA - Connecting pipal
SANTA- I saw my wife going to movie with watchman Friend- Didn't U follow them?SANTA- No yaar, I have already seen that movie..!
Bus AccidentMan Cryin: "Mera hath katgaya.Bot dukh raha he"Santa:"Abe,chup beth.dekh wo admika gala kat gaya,fir b wo chup-chap pada hena!"
santa bunks office comes home & finds his wife in bed with his boss. Rushes back to office & tells his colleagues “I almost got caught bunking?”
Santa meets his old friend. Santa: A & B, A & B, A & B, A & B, A & B. Friend: Oye, iska matlab? Santa: Kuch nahin yaar, I mean long time no C.
Sardar:Will U marry,after I die Wife:No I will live with my sister Wfe:Will U marry,after I die Srdr:No I will also live with ur sister
Lady doctor: tum roz subah clinic ke bahar khade ho kar aurto ko kyon ghurte ho? Santa: ji aap hi ne bahar likha hai "aurton ko dekhne ka samay subah 10 se 12".
santa got himself a puzzle game. It took him 10 hard months to finish it. He was so proud of himself because at the side of the box it was written: "2-3 yrs"
Santa:kal mere pitaji kuwe me gir gaye aur jor jorse chilatey rhe.Banta:ab kaise hai? Santa:Ab teek honge,kal se kuwe se koi aawaz nahi ayi.
Why does Sardarji cleans the wall with an EAR BUD?Guess...!sochooo.......KYUNKI.....diwaron ke bhi kaan hote hai....
Sardar 2 a conductoShould i buy tickets 4 my children?ConductoOnly if they r above 8.SardaThank God., i have only 6 children