TT: ticket dikhao?

TT: ticket dikhao?
TT: ticket dikhao? SANTA: lo dekho. TT: ye to purani hai. SANTA: to train kaun c nayi hai?.
  

Jan, 17 2012     91 chars (1 sms)     951 views       Jokes > Santa Banta

more Santa Banta SMS Messages

Postman: I have to come 5 miles to deliver you this packet. Santa: Why did u come so far? Instead u could have posted it....
Lady to inspector Santa: My husband went to buy potatos 5 days ago, he hasn't came back yet! Santa: Why don't u cook something else?
SANTA NE BIWI SEY POOCHA AAJ THO CHICKEN BAHUTH TASTY HAI.. KUCH KHAS MASALA LAGAYA KYA? BIWI: KUCH NAHI THODI SA JAL GAYA THA... ISLIYE BURNOL CREAM LAGAYA...
Santa ji aapko kabhi pyar nahi hua ? santa - o yar hua tha, par wo manti nahi thi, hamesha i love U kheti thi, pata nahi ye ullu ka pattha 'U' kaun tha.
Judge: This is 3rd time u are coming to court. Dont U feel shame? Sardar:"u are coming daily, dont u feel shame?
One tourist from U.S.A asked sardar: "Any great man born in this village??? santa: no, sir!! Only small babies!!!.
Jeeto: I didn't know you smoked. When did you start? Preeto: That night my husband came home early and found a cigarette butt in the ashtray.
Banta: Jab main paida hua tha to military walon ne 21 topein chalayeen thi. Santa: Kamaal hai ! Sab ka nishana chook gaya ?
banta:What comes after six? Santa singh:The milk man.
What's an adult joke? Santa: Any joke which is 18 yrs old
2srdar jngl me:Samne sher aya,1ne mitti sher ki ankh me dalke bhagne lga,2nd wahi ruk gya 1st:abe bhag 2nd:me kyun bhagu mitti tune dali he
Banta was traveling in an auto with his wife.The driver adjusted the mirror. Banta shouted:U r trying to see my wife, sit back i drive