Santa was standing near

Santa was standing near
Santa was standing near a street light with open mouth.man-Oye santa, wht r u doing?Santa: Doctor asked me to eat light food.
  

Jan, 17 2012     125 chars (1 sms)     1043 views       Jokes > Santa Banta

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Santa Translation:1.Me AAm Admi nAhi ho-im Nt a MAngo MAn2.Muje b English Ati h-Eng comes to me Also 3.Do Aur do ChAr-Give And Give Four.
CID- Why criminals leave their fingerprint aftr their wrk? SardaSir,I Think they are uneducated, if they were educated, they would leave their signature for you.
santa- Raat muje ek aadmi ne chaku dikhakar loot liya. Friend- Lekin tere paasto hamesha gun hoti hai. santa - wo meine chupa di thi, varna wo bhi chori ho jati…
Santa Cigrate P Raha Tha AURAT-Tmhare Maa-Baap Ko Pata He Tm Cigrate Pite Ho? Snta-Kya Apke Husband Ko Pata H Aap Ajnabi Se Baat Krti Ho
Ek Raat, ek Chor Sardar k Ghar me Ghus gaya aur bola SONA kaha hai?Sardar:- Ullu k patthe,pura Ghar khaali hai kahi bhi jaake SOJA
Hindi teacher asks:Kaal Kitne prakaar K hote hain?SANTA answers:Local Kaal, STD Kaal, Trunk Kaal, ISD kaal &dfamous "sastria_Kaal"
SANTA bada sa Bag leke bus me ghusa Or Zor se chillaya: 'Khabardar'koi apni jgah se ni hilega."SANTA SINGH KULFI WALA KHUD SAB K PAS AYEGA.
A man to Santa: Ur friend is kissing ur wife in ur home. Santa rushes home and came back within half an hour n slapped the man n said: He's not my friend.
santa to banta maine aisi chiz ki khoj ki he jis se tu deewar k aarpar dekh sakta he,banta ne puchha kon c chiz?Santa bola: Khidki.
Santa wanted to do a STD call to Punjab, he wanted to save money. What did he do? He went to Punjab and made a Local call.
2 Srdr brothers appeard 4exam1st writes fathr's name as Daljit singh2nd writs Manjit singh.TEACHER-whats this?SRDR-otherwise u say v copied...
SAnta ko raat me bahut machar kaat rahe the, SANTA ne gusse me zahar pee liya aur bola ab kaato saalo sab k sab maroge.