Class me masti

Class me masti
Class me masti ki toh haath lal.Baap ko pata chala to gaal lal.Padai nahi ki toh dimag lal.Aur bina padai ke pass ho gaye to "JAI JHULELAL".
  

Jan, 14 2012     140 chars (1 sms)     1319 views       General

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what we wear on our feet are sold in air conditioned showrooms, but the vegetables we eat are sold on footpaths.!!
If u hav any problm,bindaas tell me i'll help u, If u don't hav any problms,bindaas tel me,i'll create sum4u! After al,"dost hote kis liye
Tension happns in brain luv is felt in heart. Den y do ppl get heartattack wen dey r tensd & y ppl get mad wen Luv fails? Crazy rite!
SmS-Ke-5 Fayde1-Mobile ko junk nahi lagta2-Time Pass hota hai 3-Jise SmS karo wo khush Hota hai 4-Contact Bana Rahta hai 5-Koi apko Kanjus Nahi Kahta hai
Everybody wants someone Special, Someone Nice, Someone thought ful, Someone honest, Someone Cute, Someone perfect, Someone attractive, Why they always call ME!
There are 2 times, when a man doesn't understand a woman do you know when? before marriage & after marriage
Nothing comes free of cost in world including my sms;So i have decided to charge my sms;And the price is YOUR SMILE; I hope it's been paid now..
BHO0L GAYE ,YA BHO0LNA CHAHTE HO ?DO0R KAR DIYA ,YA JANA CHAHTE HO ?AAZMA LIYA ,YA AUR AAZMANA CHAHTE HO? EK MSG KAR DO,YA ABHI AUR BHAV KHANA CHAHTE HO
Samundar jitna Mkt, Nadi jitna Turnover, Talab jitna Expenses, Balti jitna Bad Debts, Lote jitna Profit.Happy March End....
Today, tommorow and yesterday there will be one heart that would always beat for you You know Whose??? your Own Stupid!!!
aj didar, kal yaar, parso pyar, phir ekrar, aur phir-intzar, phir-takrar, phir- darar, saari mehnat-bekar, aur akhir mein-Ek aur devdas at beer bar
Press Down if u think u r MAD. I can't Believe u Did That! Again? For God Sake! LORD!! Why u Still Doing it? Truth is out now! MENTAL CASE!!