Sine me dil, Dil me dard, Dard me nasha, Nashe me mithas, Mithas me ummid, Ummid me khayal, Khayal me tasvir, Tasvir me aap..

If doctors start making films,d titles would b Kabhi Khansi Kabhi Dam Kaho Na Bukhar He TB no.1 Kal Patient Ho Na Ho Hum Blood De Chuke sanm

There are 2 times, when a man doesn't understand a woman do you know when? before marriage & after marriage

Main yaha Aap waha zindgi hai kaha LEKIN LIFEBOY hai jaha tandrusti hai waha.Chalo kasam todo aur Aaj naha lo..!

Birth Opening Balance Death Closing Balance Soul Fixed Asset Brain Fixed Deposit Heart Current Asset Idea Current Account Achievment Capital Character Closing Stock Friend General Reserve Behaviour Goodwill Patience Interest Earned Love Dividend Children bonus

The only good thing about your own mistakes, is that is might make other people happy.

Be nice to the ones who smoke.. every cigarette migh be their last

When do you know a woman is going to say something interesting ? .... When she starts with "My husband said..."

A foolish man tels a woman 2 stop talking, but a wise man tels her that she looks extremely beautiful wen her lips r closed.

By the time u realise what your parents said was right... U will have a kid who begins to think you are wrong

In the morning I do not eat because I think of you, at noon I do not eat because I think of you, in the evening I do not eat because I think of you, at night I do not sleep because I am hungry.

Aaj me apko pani se cocacola banana sikhaunga. 1 botel pani lo friz me rakho. 2 gante bad nikalo pani 1 dam thanda hoga or thanda matlab ?