Arties are red, Veins are blue, when god gave brain, where were you?

Har Jgah Toofan Sa Aaya He Jise Dkho Lab Pe 1 Hi Naam Chaya He Jb B Msg Tone Bajti HeTo Log Bolte HLagta Hai " " Ka Msg Aaya HE

Dear customer, you are not using your SMS service properly. Your sim wil be deactivated. To avoid this urgently send a cute SMS to the sender

Have u ever thought that why there is a gap in between toe and first finger. ....because god wanted us to wear hawai chappal

Suno gaur se pepsi walo,Buri nazar na coke pe dalo,Chahe jitna dew pila lo,Sabse aage hoga NIMBU PANI!!Hai na hum pure hindustani

BALANCE SHEET of Life:Birth- Opening. Balance. Death- Closing Bal.Soul- Fixed Asset.Brain- F.D. Heart- Current Asset.Idea- Current A/C.Achievment- Capital.Character- Clossng. Stock.Friends - Gen. Reserve.Behaviour-Goodwill.Patience - Interest Earned.Love- Dividend.Children- Bonus. IssueEducation-PatentsWisdom-Investment.Exp.- Premium A/C.WISH YOU A HAPPY NEW FINANCIAL YEAR

Agar do pipal ke ped ko ek rassi se bandh diya jaye to us rassi ko kya kahenge?SochoUse bolenge'NOKIA'-CONNECTING PIPAL...

Others say life is unfair. Well, it's true. Others are jealous of you. And they really should be. Wanna know why? Hmmm… coz you have a cute text mate like me.

Hi Sweetheart, Doing nothing? Then make a place for me in ur heart! I may come there any time! UR's Faithfully "HEART ATTACK"!

A foolish man tels a woman 2 stop talking, but a wise man tels her that she looks extremely beautiful wen her lips r closed.

Aapko miss karna ROZ ki baat hai, Aapko yad karna ADAT ki baat hai, Aapse door rehna KISMAT ki baat hai, Par Aapko jhelna HIMMAT ki baat hai!!

Duniya main 3 chezee kabhi bhi aa sakti hai …paisa… …mout… …aur… … aur… …aur… mera SMS..