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Jan, 14 2012 150 chars (1 sms) 1109 views General

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U U R the one

U U R the one who is CHARMING U R the one who is INTELLIGENT U R the one who is CUTE And I am the One who is spreading these RUMOURS

Just close ur eyes

Just close ur eyes n think of ME for 10sec.. open ur eyes now and u'l realise that u've UTLISED 10 sec in ur life thinkng of a GREAT PERSON.

Peene ki Umar1 to

Peene ki Umar1 to 3>Milk.4-8>Cerelac.9-13>Complan.14-25>Beer.26-40>Whisky.41-60>Tonic.After 60Kabhi bhi GANGAJAL peena pad sakta hai

Every normal person

Every normal person has 72 heart beats,but 4 my self its 71 The balance one is ur sms So dont stop ur sms it wil affect my heart...

Any girl call you

Any girl call you BHAI then don't take tension,because long form of BHAI is that B Best H Husaband A Around I India.

Johny Walker : Mere

Johny Walker : Mere pass bangla hai, gadi hai, bank loker hai, Kya hai tumhare pass ? Johny Leaver : Mere pass in sabki chabi hai

Welcome 2 mobile

Welcome 2 mobile Marriage Bureau:Rishte k liye 1 dabaye.Mangni k liye 2 dabaye.Shaadi k liye 3 dabaye.Aur 2nd shaadi k liye 1st ka gala dabayie

A - U'r Attractive B

A - U'r Attractive B - U'r D Best C - U'r Cute D - U'r Dear 2 me E - U'r Excellent F - U'r Funny G - U'r Gud Looking H - He He He I - I'm J - Just K - Kidding

Class me masti

Class me masti ki toh haath lal.Baap ko pata chala to gaal lal.Padai nahi ki toh dimag lal.Aur bina padai ke pass ho gaye to "JAI JHULELAL".

Evolution of Man:

Evolution of Man: Shadi se pahale: HERO No. 1 Shadi ke baad: COOLIE No. 1 Shadi se pahale: Meine Pyar Kiya Shadi ke bad: Yeh Meine kya kiya

Why the sun sets

Why the sun sets and rise every day ????Socho socho !??So that u can wish good morning and good evening to your loving ones!

Only the open

Only the open heart receives love, only the open mind receives wisdom, only the open hand receives gifts and only the cute persons receive SMS from me!

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