PrayeO God, give

PrayeO God, give us Strength & Capacity to pay -IT,VAT,CST,Ser.Tax,Excise,Octroi,TDS,ESI,FBT,Prop Tax,Stamp Duty,CGT,Water Tax,Prof Tax,Road Tax,Edu.C

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Nature is a miracle.

Nature is a miracle. One million years ago no one knew people would wear glasses but our ears are at the right spot.

Water is COLOURLESS,

Water is COLOURLESS, Air is SWEETLESS, Without your sms, my mobile is USELESS.

THOUGHT FOR THE DAY

THOUGHT FOR THE DAY : "Marry and make a woman happy.... OR remain a bachelor and make several women happy...!!"*

Ek over me kitne

Ek over me kitne boll feke jate hKaya apne kaha "6"?Galt jawabEk ovar me ek hi ball 6bar feka jata hBade aayeCricket kshoukhin.huh

When do you know

When do you know a woman is going to say something interesting ? .... When she starts with "My husband said..."

Jab tum is duniya

Jab tum is duniya se jaoge, kahin door ek naya janm paaoge, is bar jo hua bahut galat hua, agli baar ek lambi poonchh aur char taange paaoge.

Conversions to be

Conversions to be remembered 4 lifetime: 100cm= 1m 100ps= 1Rs 100kg=1quintal 100gods=1mother, and most importantly 100 devils= 1 girlfriend

Ur eyes Pataka,

Ur eyes Pataka, ur lips Rocket, ur ears Chakri, ur smile Fuljdi, ur style Anar, ur personality Bomb. . Bache nikl le, i'm comin wid MOMBATTI

HI, KEEP MESSAGING

HI, KEEP MESSAGING ME AND WIN EXCITING PRIZES,1ST-LOTS OF LOVE,2ND-LIFE TIME FRIENDSHIP,3RD-FREE STAY IN MY HEART ,OFFER VALID TILL I M ALIVE....

SORRY Dont get

SORRY Dont get confused, arey baba 'SORRY' means S - SOME O - ONE'S R - REALLY, R - REMEMBERING Y - YOU.

Agar do pipal ke

Agar do pipal ke ped ko ek rassi se bandh diya jaye to us rassi ko kya kahenge?SochoUse bolenge'NOKIA'-CONNECTING PIPAL...

7 is grt number.

7 is grt number.7 colours make RAINBOW.7 swara make MUSIC.7 days make WEEK.7 fere make LIFE PARTNER.7 letters make FRIENDS.& 7 means SATH.Hpy..07.07.07.

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