Others say life is unfair. Well, it's true. Others are jealous of you. And they really should be. Wanna know why? Hmmm… coz you have a cute text mate like me.

There is only one perfect child in the world and every mother has it. There is only one perfect wife in the world and every neighbour has it.

Arties are red, Veins are blue, when god gave brain, where were you?

A kiss is a lovely trick designed by nature to stop speech when words become superfluous"

To see monkey, I went to zoo, but on seeing monkey, I thought of YOU.

I want u to be with me in a nice restaurant to have candle light dinner n say those three sweet words to you,'pay the bill.' IF U READ THIS,I'M SMART IF U SAVE THIS,U AGREE THAT I'M SMART IF U FORWARD THIS,U R SPREADING THAT I'M SMART AND IF U DELETE THIS,U JEALOUS

A study has proved that all fools use their THUMB while reading a SMS. Now its 2 late dont try 2 change ur finger! Catch another fool!

Nature is a miracle. One million years ago no one knew people would wear glasses but our ears are at the right spot.

Expect the people you love to be better, It helps them to become better, But don't get upset when they fail, It helps them keep trying

Aapke Liye film me Baat ki hai, chota sa Role hai,EMRAAN HASHMI aapko pani me le ja raha hai.Film ka naam hai "GAYI BHAINS PANI MEIN":

Devdas ne daru k liye Paro ko chod diya,Ram ne Sita k liy ghar chod diya!Aur apne kya kiya?Chiller bachane ke liyesms karna chod diya.?--

I want to kill sweetest smartest and most beautiful person on earth but then i thought.......... suicide is a CRIME.