Nothing comes free

Nothing comes free of cost in world including my sms;So i have decided to charge my sms;And the price is YOUR SMILE; I hope it's been paid now..

Jan, 14 2012 144 chars (1 sms) 1615 views General

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Do you believe in love at first sight or do I have to walk by again??

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Mistakes r not a crime, if u can rectify those mistakes they r the key to success.For example, God created U.So wat?Then he created ME!

I look at the stars, the stars r beautiful. Then I look at you...... I ...... I ....... I rather look at the stars again !

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A Person Who Asks A Question Is A Fool For Five Minutes. A Person Who Doesn't Is A Fool Forever

*One* * Special * * Surprise 4 u * @Close ur Eyes@ 10 9 8 7 6 5 4 3 2 1 u cheat! u didn't close ur eyes. so no surprise

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Where was LOVE invented for the 1st time?CHINA,That's why you dont get Guarantee or Warranty in LOVE…

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Who said english is easy Fill this blank with yes or no? ___ I don't have a BRAIN.

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