Aaj Agar Aisi Mahngai Hai to 2020 Tak Kya Hoga ? Soch ? Nahi Pata ? Batata Hu.. 20 Liter Petrol Ke Saath 1 Pulsar Moter Cycel Free....

what we wear on our feet are sold in air conditioned showrooms, but the vegetables we eat are sold on footpaths.!!

Why do women wear watches on their right hand and men on their left hand?To see the time!!

Delhi Ke paas Ke nizamuddin railway station ki train no.6162 Ke route ke 3rd station Bharatpur Ke Ek chote Se Gaon Ke Nazdeek Wale Kabristaan Ke Chowkidar Ki Kabar Pe Baithe Huye Kutte Ki Aage Wali Right Side Ki Taang Ki Tisri Ungli Ke Nakhoon Ke Paas Chhupe Huye Chichar Ke Pait Mein Rehne Wale Bacteria Ke Chromosomal DNA Ki Thymine Nucleotide Ki 5th Carbon Ke Outer Shell Ke 4th Electron Ki Kasam, Sirf disturb karne k liye msg kiya hai...hee,

I want to kill sweetest smartest and most beautiful person on earth but then i thought.......... suicide is a CRIME.

Every Girl is Smart, Intelligent, Sweet, Talented, Excellent, Romantic., In Short form, they all are your S.I.S.T.E.R.

1waqt ta jab tumare sms aise ate te, jese kisine tumari khopdi pe gun raki ho or tumse sms karwa raha he. magar ab lagta hai jaise, goli maar di.

5 benefits of kissing: * changes taste * lips never get dry * burns calories * makes face muscles strong * relieves stress so,keep kissing..

Unlike others ur brain is a master piece. It has two halves, the left and the right, the left has nothing right in it and the right has nothing left in it.

Welcome 2 mobile Marriage Bureau:Rishte k liye 1 dabaye.Mangni k liye 2 dabaye.Shaadi k liye 3 dabaye.Aur 2nd shaadi k liye 1st ka gala dabayie

Before Marraige : MAD for each other At the time of Marraige : MADE for each other After marraige : MAD bacause of each other.

Ata gache tota pakhi.....
Dalim gache mou.....
Hire dadar Murmure dat....
Thakur dadar bou.......