Nothing comes free

Nothing comes free of cost in world including my sms;So i have decided to charge my sms;And the price is YOUR SMILE; I hope it's been paid now..

Jan, 14 2012 144 chars (1 sms) 1716 views General

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Your network tariff

Your network tariff has changed! Call charges are now calculated according to brain size. The smaller the cheaper! Congrats You can make free calls!

HI, KEEP MESSAGING

HI, KEEP MESSAGING ME AND WIN EXCITING PRIZES,1ST-LOTS OF LOVE,2ND-LIFE TIME FRIENDSHIP,3RD-FREE STAY IN MY HEART ,OFFER VALID TILL I M ALIVE....

My Health problemhas

My Health problemhas reached such a CRITICAL stage that doctor says there are only 2options left.. . . . . . EitherI.C.U. Or U.C.Me

Those innocent eyes,

Those innocent eyes, That Master mind, A great smile, The perfect walk, Smoothest Talk, Absolutely Gorgeous, Thats enough abt me How r u.?

Giddyup, I"d wish

Giddyup, I"d wish you a happy day, but I"m just a little hoarse - hee haw.""

Pyar=dukho ka bazar,

Pyar=dukho ka bazar,Premi=dukho ka kharidar,Premika=dukho ki dukandar,Mata-Pita=beech ki diwar,Behen=salahkar,Bhai=peetne ko taiyar!Yahi to haiBiG BAZAR!

Great Pass it on:

Great Pass it on: "Forgiving a Terrorist is left to GOD. But fixing their appointment with GOD is our Responsibility" -INDIAN ARMY

There are 2 times,

There are 2 times, when a man doesn't understand a woman do you know when? before marriage & after marriage

Don't marry the

Don't marry the one u want to live with,but marry the one u can't live without

A foolish man tels

A foolish man tels a woman 2 stop talking, but a wise man tels her that she looks extremely beautiful wen her lips r closed.

Do u know World's most

Do u know World's most beautiful sentence? That is, ...BUT, I LV U. and.. World's most selfish/ painful sentence I LOV U, BUT.........

7 is grt number.

7 is grt number.7 colours make RAINBOW.7 swara make MUSIC.7 days make WEEK.7 fere make LIFE PARTNER.7 letters make FRIENDS.& 7 means SATH.Hpy..07.07.07.

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