Two devils came in 2 my dreams. They said-We want 2 disturb some good person. I suggest them ur name. They said -We cannot disturb our boss.

HEIGHT OF Bindaasness..!Entering late in d class widout permision & saying to Mam: Hi SWEETIE.... CARRY ON ...DON'T STOP 4 ME...Hi! Frnds.

U U R the one who is CHARMING U R the one who is INTELLIGENT U R the one who is CUTE And I am the One who is spreading these RUMOURS

Ek accha insan agar100 bar bhi ruth jaye to har bar use mana lo. Kyuki kimti motiyo ki mala jitni bar tute use pirona padta Hi hai.ali

Birth Opening Balance Death Closing Balance Soul Fixed Asset Brain Fixed Deposit Heart Current Asset Idea Current Account Achievment Capital Character Closing Stock Friend General Reserve Behaviour Goodwill Patience Interest Earned Love Dividend Children bonus

Which FISH can not swim in Water?Guess...Guess.....Don't Know??A DEAD FISH.

Terna ho to samundar mai tero nadi nale mai key rakha hai. Moohabat karna hai to vatan se karo hasinao mai kay rakha hai.

Never blame a girl coz she teaches well than any1 elsewhen she is with u she teaches how to live When she leaves u she teaches how to survive

Aaj agar apka sms ayega tohi hum roti khayenge warna aj gusse me paneer paratha aur kashmiri pulao chole bethure k baad icecream kha kar hi so jayenge.

Press Down if u think u r MAD. I can't Believe u Did That! Again? For God Sake! LORD!! Why u Still Doing it? Truth is out now! MENTAL CASE!!

The time since i met u, i have realisd dat A frnd like you is worth million dollars. So, if u dont mind........... bech du kya?

"Love is like a long sweet dream" n Marriage is an alarm clock." so hv sweet dreams til ur alarm wakes u up. "HAPPY UNMARRIED LIFE" So.....Enjy it..