Nothing comes free

Nothing comes free
Nothing comes free of cost in world including my sms;So i have decided to charge my sms;And the price is YOUR SMILE; I hope it's been paid now..
  

Jan, 14 2012     144 chars (1 sms)     1280 views       General

more General SMS Messages

Water is COLOURLESS, Air is SWEETLESS, Without your sms, my mobile is USELESS.
Class me masti ki toh haath lal.Baap ko pata chala to gaal lal.Padai nahi ki toh dimag lal.Aur bina padai ke pass ho gaye to "JAI JHULELAL".
Jab hum ne unse pooncha, Sapnna kya hota hain to unhone kaha, Bandh aankhon mein jo apna hota hain khuli aankhon mein wohi sapna hota hain.
I can 4 get a face, I can 4 get a home, I can 4 get a place, I can 4 get a name, I can 4 get a game, I can 4 get even myself, But 4getting u ? 4 get it.
SMOKE everyday! SMOKE means, S Send M Me O One K Kool S SMS E Everyday! So,Please kindly feel free to SMOKE..Better, be a chain smoker
Whats attitude? 3 ants saw an elephant comin 1st ant v vl break his leg 2nd v vl kill him 3rd leave him maccha he is alone & v r3
Welcome 2 mobile Marriage Bureau:Rishte k liye 1 dabaye.Mangni k liye 2 dabaye.Shaadi k liye 3 dabaye.Aur 2nd shaadi k liye 1st ka gala dabayie
You = cute ; You = hot ; You = sweet ; You = intelligent ; You = amazing ; You = perfect ; Me = liar.
I Met Money & Said U R Just A Piece 0f Paper; Money SmiLed n Said; 0f Course I M Piece 0f Paper; But I Havn't Seen A DustbinFor Me Yet...
Do u know d Fullform of"GIRL"G-Genius in Gossips.I-Innocent Immoralality.R-Raging with Crying.L-Licence 2 Lie Lavishly.Ohh Girls
This msg. will refresh your brain in 5 seconds. 5.... 4.... 3.... 2.... 1.... Error : No Brain Detected !!
5 benefits of kissing: * changes taste * lips never get dry * burns calories * makes face muscles strong * relieves stress so,keep kissing..