Nothing comes free

Nothing comes free
Nothing comes free of cost in world including my sms;So i have decided to charge my sms;And the price is YOUR SMILE; I hope it's been paid now..
  

Jan, 14 2012     144 chars (1 sms)     1745 views       General

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