A boy prpose a GIRLin new way:

A boy prpose a GIRLin new way:
A boy prpose a GIRLin new way:- Tu pudine ki chatni, main paneer tika. Ban ja meri RAKHI SAWANT aur mai tera MIKA . . .
  

Jan, 14 2012     119 chars (1 sms)     1527 views       General

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A scintist cant b a presidnt bt kalam did it,A Condctor cant b an actor bt Rajni did it,A monky cant operate mobile but BOSS u r mind blowng
Ishq vo Fiza hai Jo patjahr may Phool Khila de. Kahin Phool To Kahin Kanto ka aalanm Saja de.
SMOKE everyday! SMOKE means, S Send M Me O One K Kool S SMS E Everyday! So,Please kindly feel free to SMOKE..Better, be a chain smoker
Aaj Agar Aisi Mahngai Hai to 2020 Tak Kya Hoga ? Soch ? Nahi Pata ? Batata Hu.. 20 Liter Petrol Ke Saath 1 Pulsar Moter Cycel Free....
Chai k cup se udte dhue me Aap jaise Nalayak dosto ki tasveer nazar aati hain, kambakht inhi khayalo mai kho kar har roz meri chai thandi ho jati hai!
Friendship is like PRIYAGOLD "hak se maango" Love is like PEPSI "ye dil mange more" & Girl friend like GHADI DETERGENT Pahle istemal karo Fir Vishwas Karo.
God Askd me "WhAt did u eArn in ur Life Till 2dAy ?"I jus Replied-I'll Surely eArn a few teArs 4m d Eyes of A person reAding this Msg,
advantages of "not having a GIRLFRIEND" 1. save time 2. u can sleep well 3. don't need to worry abt how u r looking 4. can go & eat in any restaurant 5. no need to worry abt bill 6. no boring sms in d mid nite 7. can talk wid all girls
Nature is a miracle. One million years ago no one knew people would wear glasses but our ears are at the right spot.
Any girl call you BHAI then don't take tension,because long form of BHAI is that B Best H Husaband A Around I India.
My Smile + my Joy + my Pleasure + my Life +my Love+ my Relief + my Honour & my Pride = Your 1 SMS.Ab socho app ke SMS ki Keemat..So,sms me everyminute..
Sincere apology: If u dont like any of my SMS & Dont like 2read, or if my msgs disturb u, thn plz dont hesitate, feel free to .. Throw ur mobile