Life without FriENDS is

Life without FriENDS is (L)onely (i)nsecure (F)ull of doubt (E)mptiness Life with FriENDS is (L)ight n easy (i)nspring (F)ull of hopes (E)nthusiasm

Jan, 14 2012 147 chars (1 sms) 987 views General

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Xcellent quote written on road to the fast drivers:"If u wanna donate blood, dont do it on the road, please donate it in the blood bank".

D R I N K D-elicious after 1 Peg. R-omantic after 2 Peg. I-ntresting aftr 3 Peg N-aughty aftr 4 Peg K-ing aftr 5 Peg

Peene ki Umar1 to 3>Milk.4-8>Cerelac.9-13>Complan.14-25>Beer.26-40>Whisky.41-60>Tonic.After 60Kabhi bhi GANGAJAL peena pad sakta hai

I look at the stars, the stars r beautiful. Then I look at you...... I ...... I ....... I rather look at the stars again !

Arties are red, Veins are blue, when god gave brain, where were you?

By the time u realise what your parents said was right... U will have a kid who begins to think you are wrong

Wen things go wrongWen sadnes fills ur HeartWen tears flow in ur eyesAlways say these words:A ganpat chal daaru la...

Tension happns in brain luv is felt in heart. Den y do ppl get heartattack wen dey r tensd & y ppl get mad wen Luv fails? Crazy rite!

Tomato Potato Brinjal Ginger Carrot Ladyfinger Lemon Onion Garlic Mushroom Cheese Cabbage Confused .... ?" VEG " sms hai.Kisi ko bhi bhej sakte ho.!!

There is only one perfect child in the world and every mother has it. There is only one perfect wife in the world and every neighbour has it.

Which FISH can not swim in Water?Guess...Guess.....Don't Know??A DEAD FISH.

COLLEGE meaning........................ C:come O:on L:let's L:love E:each G:girl E:equally...So plz join d COLLEGE

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