Duniya Gol Hai:

Duniya Gol Hai: Chuha Billi se Darta Hai,Billi Kutte se Darti h,Kutta Aadmi se Darta h,Aadmi Apni Biwi se Darta hBiwi Chuhhe se Darti Hai.Duniya Gol Hai

Jan, 14 2012 152 chars (1 sms) 1306 views General

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Johny Walker : Mere

Johny Walker : Mere pass bangla hai, gadi hai, bank loker hai, Kya hai tumhare pass ? Johny Leaver : Mere pass in sabki chabi hai

Newtons Law of Romance

Newtons Law of Romance "Luv can neither b creatd nor destroyed,it can only b changed frm 1 galfrnd 2 anther with considerable loss of money

Staying single is

Staying single is chic, divorce is in vogue, living in is common, extra marital is happening & here u r Happily married!! Quite Outdated!

Kind, intelligent,

Kind, intelligent, loving and hot; This describes everything you are not

Ur eyes Pataka,

Ur eyes Pataka, ur lips Rocket, ur ears Chakri, ur smile Fuljdi, ur style Anar, ur personality Bomb. . Bache nikl le, i'm comin wid MOMBATTI

Nature is a miracle.

Nature is a miracle. One million years ago no one knew people would wear glasses but our ears are at the right spot.

Ek over me kitne

Ek over me kitne boll feke jate hKaya apne kaha "6"?Galt jawabEk ovar me ek hi ball 6bar feka jata hBade aayeCricket kshoukhin.huh

There are 2 times,

There are 2 times, when a man doesn't understand a woman do you know when? before marriage & after marriage

There are two theories

There are two theories to arguing with women. Neither one works.

We need not

We need not worry abt those who hve cum by "BOAT" BUT We mst really worry abt those who hv come by "VOTE"They r our real Enemies G'mrng

THOUGHT 4 the day.

THOUGHT 4 the day."A foolish man tells a woman to stop talking, but a wise man tells her that she looks extremely beautiful when her lips are closed."

Pyar=dukho ka bazar,

Pyar=dukho ka bazar,Premi=dukho ka kharidar,Premika=dukho ki dukandar,Mata-Pita=beech ki diwar,Behen=salahkar,Bhai=peetne ko taiyar!Yahi to haiBiG BAZAR!

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