Duniya Gol Hai:

Duniya Gol Hai:
Duniya Gol Hai: Chuha Billi se Darta Hai,Billi Kutte se Darti h,Kutta Aadmi se Darta h,Aadmi Apni Biwi se Darta hBiwi Chuhhe se Darti Hai.Duniya Gol Hai
  

Jan, 14 2012     152 chars (1 sms)     1559 views       General

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Xcellent quote written on road to the fast drivers:"If u wanna donate blood, dont do it on the road, please donate it in the blood bank".
govt. imposing income tax on Dating 10% , On HuG 20% , On Kissing 30% , On LuV 50% , Tu tension matLE...... FLiRTiNG abhi bhi free hai...
Dear MARIE, Yesterday was a very GOOD DAY. Our meeting was TRULY NICE But the chance of success of our love is 50 50.
Dance like no one"s watching; sing like no one"s listening; love like you can"t get hurt, and live like there"s no tomorrow. """"
Bijli + Badal =Savan aya. Barat + Baja =Dulha aya. Phool + Nazare=Vasant aya. Aap + Apki hasi = Bhago Bhago PAGAL aaya
Dear customer,your bathing date validity for one year is expired 2day. So kindly RE-BATH within 1 hour and get two years validity.HURRY-UP.
my Smile+my Joy+my Pleasure+my Life+my reliefe+my Honour+my pride Ur one SMS.Ab socho aapake SMS ki keemet kya hain
I can 4 get a face, I can 4 get a home, I can 4 get a place, I can 4 get a name, I can 4 get a game, I can 4 get even myself, But 4getting u ? 4 get it.
Dont send any sms to me, i dont want to hear u, i dont wnat to c u , i dont want to have any contact to u , i dont want to think of u, coz doctor have told me to keep away from SWEET things.
aj didar, kal yaar, parso pyar, phir ekrar, aur phir-intzar, phir-takrar, phir- darar, saari mehnat-bekar, aur akhir mein-Ek aur devdas at beer bar
Peene ki Umar1 to 3>Milk.4-8>Cerelac.9-13>Complan.14-25>Beer.26-40>Whisky.41-60>Tonic.After 60Kabhi bhi GANGAJAL peena pad sakta hai
As we sail thru life, don’t avoid Storms & Rough waters, just let it PASS… Sail on! Bcos Calm Seas will never make Skilled Sailors…