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Duniya Gol Hai:
Duniya Gol Hai: Chuha Billi se Darta Hai,Billi Kutte se Darti h,Kutta Aadmi se Darta h,Aadmi Apni Biwi se Darta hBiwi Chuhhe se Darti Hai.Duniya Gol Hai
  

Jan, 14 2012     152 chars (1 sms)     1126 views       General

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Xcellent quote written on road to the fast drivers:"If u wanna donate blood, dont do it on the road, please donate it in the blood bank".
Two devils came in 2 my dreams. They said-We want 2 disturb some good person. I suggest them ur name. They said -We cannot disturb our boss.
5 benefits of kissing: * changes taste * lips never get dry * burns calories * makes face muscles strong * relieves stress so,keep kissing..
Woman has "man" in it.Mrs has "Mr" in it, Female has "Male" in it, She has "He" in it and Madam had "Adam" in it. No wonder Man always wants to be inside" Woman."""""""""""
The most widely used languages in Bangalore..english?tamil?kannada?....No no guess ?.....its C , C++ , Java.. .
If doctors start making films,d titles would b Kabhi Khansi Kabhi Dam Kaho Na Bukhar He TB no.1 Kal Patient Ho Na Ho Hum Blood De Chuke sanm
Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, and so are you. But the roses are wilting, the violets are dead, the sugar bowl's empty and so is your head.
Barish Ki Bundo Ko Apni Hateli Me Sametkar Dekho. Jitni Bunde Tum Samet Paye Utna Tum Hame Yad Karte Ho, Jitni Bunde Gir Gayi Utna Yad Hum Tume Karte Hai.
Can u think ki2+5=11kaise ayasocho-sochonahi malumthora aur dimag lagao abhi b nahi? Ok!Let me tel u kikaise aya"GALTI SE"
Dilko Dil samjo to ishq kro,Dardko Dard samjo to Mohbatkro,Wade ko Wada samjo to purakro,Or humko apna samjoto 1Pyara sa SMS kro...
A good friend is one who takes bail if u r in jail .......... But a true friend is one who sits besides u in jail and ask u "MAMU BIDI HAI KYA"
Note: Suna hai AAPKI ek smile pe hajaro log marte hai.So keep smiling to reduce India's population. "Population control board." Janhit me jari