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Duniya Gol Hai: Chuha Billi se Darta Hai,Billi Kutte se Darti h,Kutta Aadmi se Darta h,Aadmi Apni Biwi se Darta hBiwi Chuhhe se Darti Hai.Duniya Gol Hai
  

Jan, 14 2012     152 chars (1 sms)     1183 views       General

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Ek over me kitne boll feke jate hKaya apne kaha "6"?Galt jawabEk ovar me ek hi ball 6bar feka jata hBade aayeCricket kshoukhin.huh
How 2 impress a girl:Respect herHonour herLove herProtect herCare 4 herHow 2 impress a boy:Just smile onceGame over..
The world's thinnest book has only one word written in it: "Everything". And the book is titled: "What Woman Wants!"
Peene ki Umar1 to 3>Milk.4-8>Cerelac.9-13>Complan.14-25>Beer.26-40>Whisky.41-60>Tonic.After 60Kabhi bhi GANGAJAL peena pad sakta hai
Ja SMS ja,mere sweet yaar ke pass ja,Dheere se jaana,shor mat machana,Busy ho to kuch mat kehna,free ho to :good evening: kehna...
Be nice to the ones who smoke.. every cigarette migh be their last
Tension happns in brain luv is felt in heart. Den y do ppl get heartattack wen dey r tensd & y ppl get mad wen Luv fails? Crazy rite!
jo mila hum use kismat kehate hai,jo na mita hm use badkismat kehete hai ,na mila use paneki jab jiid hoti hai, hum use himmat-e-koshish kehete hai
Only 2 Persons r Very Happy In This World,A MAD Person & A CHILD!Be a MAD 2Achieve What We Desire & Be a CHILD 2Enjoy It Without Worries.
Roses are RED Violets are BLUE Monkeys Like U Should be kept in the ZOO Dont Worry, u'll find me there TOO Not in the Cage, but LAUGHING AT U
1waqt ta jab tumare sms aise ate te, jese kisine tumari khopdi pe gun raki ho or tumse sms karwa raha he. magar ab lagta hai jaise, goli maar di.
My Health problemhas reached such a CRITICAL stage that doctor says there are only 2options left.. . . . . . EitherI.C.U. Or U.C.Me