Degrees of girls!

Degrees of girls!
Degrees of girls! B.A. Beautiful Angel B.E. Beautiful Eyes B.Sc. Beautiful Structure B.L. Beautiful Lips M.B.A. Married But available
  

Jan, 14 2012     133 chars (1 sms)     1035 views       General

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Hi Sweetheart, Doing nothing? Then make a place for me in ur heart! I may come there any time! UR's Faithfully "HEART ATTACK"!
Dear customer,your bathing date validity for one year is expired 2day. So kindly RE-BATH within 1 hour and get two years validity.HURRY-UP.
Where r u? U r u not replying? I m worried coz todays paper I read that due 2 thunder a monkey has been severely injured. So if u r safe, SMS me immediately.
D se Dosti, D se Dushmani, D se Dil, D se Dard, D se Diwangi, par D se itne bhi Dur na ho jana ki D se Dekh bhi na sake, SAMJHE D se DEAR.
Height of Confidence:-A Cycle Rider Puts Sudden Brake Infront of a Bus & Shouts at d Bus Driver.."Abe Marne K Liye Meri Hi Cycle Mili".-
Staying single is chic, divorce is in vogue, living in is common, extra marital is happening & here u r Happily married!! Quite Outdated!
MASTi lyf me Hoti he,Knife se nai,BHAKTI man me Hoti he,MANDIR me nai,Aap b Jan lo DOSTI sMs karne se Badti he,Sirf PADNE SE nai.
SmS dosnt mean "SHORT msgin SERVICE" It also means Share My Sweetness Search My Soul Seek My Sweetheart Succeed My Smarty See ME Smilin So Keep SMSING.
Newtons Law of Romance "Luv can neither b creatd nor destroyed,it can only b changed frm 1 galfrnd 2 anther with considerable loss of money
Peene ki Umar1 to 3>Milk.4-8>Cerelac.9-13>Complan.14-25>Beer.26-40>Whisky.41-60>Tonic.After 60Kabhi bhi GANGAJAL peena pad sakta hai
Sumtimes I don’t say HI Sumtimes I don’t REPLY Sumtimes I don’t MSG U but dat dosnt mean i 4GOT uBcoz I'm LAZYjust like U.
A good friend is one who takes bail if u r in jail .......... But a true friend is one who sits besides u in jail and ask u "MAMU BIDI HAI KYA"