Degrees of girls!

Degrees of girls! B.A. Beautiful Angel B.E. Beautiful Eyes B.Sc. Beautiful Structure B.L. Beautiful Lips M.B.A. Married But available

Jan, 14 2012 133 chars (1 sms) 1030 views General

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Never WasTe an

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When do you know

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I want U to know

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Jo is msg ko

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