Aaj me apko pani

Aaj me apko pani
Aaj me apko pani se cocacola banana sikhaunga. 1 botel pani lo friz me rakho. 2 gante bad nikalo pani 1 dam thanda hoga or thanda matlab ?
  

Jan, 14 2012     138 chars (1 sms)     985 views       General

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