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Aaj me apko pani
Aaj me apko pani se cocacola banana sikhaunga. 1 botel pani lo friz me rakho. 2 gante bad nikalo pani 1 dam thanda hoga or thanda matlab ?
  
Jan, 14 2012     138 chars (1 sms)     1004 views       General

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Life without ur
Life without ur SMS is Tea W/o sugar, Coffee W/o milk, Bread W/o butter,Salad W/o onion, Candy W/o cream, Chicken W/o spice, Icecream W/o ice, ME W/o U!
Actually seriuously
Actually seriuously practically really typically sincerely jokingly essentially interestingly obviously i want to disturb u !!!
Har ladka kisi
Har ladka kisi ladki ki jindgi me pahla ladka hona chahta he or har ladki, ladke ki jindgi me akhri hona chahti he
Chicken ready yes
Chicken ready yes boss. Fish ready? yes boss. Omlet ready ? yes boss. Mutton ready ? Nahi boss BAKRA abhi sms padh raha hai....
Mohabat 1 se ho
Mohabat 1 se ho to Bolapan he2 se ho to Apanapan he3 se ho to Dewanapan he4 se ho to Pagalpan he Phir bi counting na ruke to kaminapan he
My Smile + my
My Smile + my Joy + my Pleasure + my Life +my Love+ my Relief + my Honour & my Pride = Your 1 SMS.Ab socho app ke SMS ki Keemat..So,sms me everyminute..
log chalte hain un
log chalte hain un raston par, jo duniya ke banaye hote hain,hum banayenge vo raste jispar duniya chalegi
Marriage is a relationship
Marriage is a relationship of love between life partners and love is blind…therefore, marriage is 4 blind people.
When do you know
When do you know a woman is going to say something interesting ? .... When she starts with "My husband said..."
There is only one
There is only one perfect child in the world and every mother has it. There is only one perfect wife in the world and every neighbour has it.
Before Marraige :
Before Marraige : MAD for each other At the time of Marraige : MADE for each other After marraige : MAD bacause of each other.
U Look at the Ocean
U Look at the Ocean, see GOD's Abundance ! U Look at the Sky, see GOD's Wonder ! U Look at the Moon, see GOD's Glory ! And when U Look at the Mirror, see GOD's BLUNDER

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