Hazaro Ladkiya Aati

Hazaro Ladkiya Aati HE Hazaro Hi Jati HE Hazaro Hasati HE Hazaro Hi Rulati HE Lekin My Dear Sath Vahi Nibhati HeJo"DOLI"MeBaith K Aati He.

Jan, 14 2012 138 chars (1 sms) 995 views General

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Sorry to disturb U at this time of the night, If U are awake & free, could U please do me a favour, Please delete this message & sleep! Good night !

Which FISH can not swim in Water?Guess...Guess.....Don't Know??A DEAD FISH.

Tum Haseen Tum Cute Tum Great Tum Famous Tum Beautiful Tum Inteligent Tum Smart Tum Stylish Ban Sakte Ho Agar Muje Copy Karo To.

Tomato Potato Brinjal Ginger Carrot Ladyfinger Lemon Onion Garlic Mushroom Cheese Cabbage Confused .... ?" VEG " sms hai.Kisi ko bhi bhej sakte ho.!!

Aaj kal maan kar raha hai ki main tumhe kabhi bhi mauka dekh kar sabke samne ek k ki kis kiss kissa sunau ramayan ka

God is an invisible parent & parents are the visible GodIf u make the visible God happyAutomatically the invisible God becomes happy!

How 2 impress a girl:Respect herHonour herLove herProtect herCare 4 herHow 2 impress a boy:Just smile onceGame over..

Zindgi badi ajeeb hoti hai, kabi haar to kabi jeet hoti hai, tamanna rakho samndr ki gehrai ko chune ki, kinaro pe to bus zindgi ki shurwat hoti hai.

Staying single is chic, divorce is in vogue, living in is common, extra marital is happening & here u r Happily married!! Quite Outdated!

HAMARE LIYE APNE DIL ME, JAGAH RAKHIYE, MIND ME NAHI.HAMAI MIND ME RAKHNA DANGEROUS HO SAKTA HAI.KYO KI.......?HUM MIND BLOWING HAI..!!

21st century is truly LIFELESS:Communication: WIRELESSCooking: FIRELESSYouth: JOBLESSThis msg: MEANINGLESSSendePRICELESSReadeUSELESS.

In the world Few Things r GOD gifts, Mother’s love Father’s advise Brother’s care Sister’s fight Baby’s smile & My sms

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