We need not worry abt those who hve cum by "BOAT" BUT We mst really worry abt those who hv come by "VOTE"They r our real Enemies G'mrng

New Concept of Life Morning = MANDIR Evening = M_A_D_I_R_A Night = M_A_N_D_I_R_A

wherever you go, whatever you do, you know ill always be there for you, so if youre alone , theres no need to fear, just give me a call and u no ill be here!

Delhi Ke paas Ke nizamuddin railway station ki train no.6162 Ke route ke 3rd station Bharatpur Ke Ek chote Se Gaon Ke Nazdeek Wale Kabristaan Ke Chowkidar Ki Kabar Pe Baithe Huye Kutte Ki Aage Wali Right Side Ki Taang Ki Tisri Ungli Ke Nakhoon Ke Paas Chhupe Huye Chichar Ke Pait Mein Rehne Wale Bacteria Ke Chromosomal DNA Ki Thymine Nucleotide Ki 5th Carbon Ke Outer Shell Ke 4th Electron Ki Kasam, Sirf disturb karne k liye msg kiya hai...hee,

A good friend is one who takes bail if u r in jail .......... But a true friend is one who sits besides u in jail and ask u "MAMU BIDI HAI KYA"

Jawaab To Mil Jate hai, Kabhi Difficult Sawaal To Bhejo.... Forward To Bahut Karte Ho, Kabhi Khud Ka Khayal To Bhejo

If I could write a letter &Sky was my Paper,Ocean my Ink &Stars my Words,it wud stil not b enough 2 dscribe how USELESS u are

Aaj meri SMS FACTRY me IncomeTax ki RED padi Oficr bola-Itna maal produc kr k bhjte ho to TAX nahi bhrte?me bola Maal to jata he mgar payment nahi aata..

Girlfren ko I LOVE U bolna hai Balance khatm Ab kya karoge kabutr k gale men ganti bandoge Main batata hun kya karna hai..mujhe no. dedo me bol dunga

A Person Who Asks A Question Is A Fool For Five Minutes. A Person Who Doesn't Is A Fool Forever

My phone has been injured by HUTCH dog on RELIANCE road near TATA townSo,I have an IDEA to admit it in AIRTEL hospital.Dr.NOKIA say it need sms So,donate sms

Proposing a girl in front of college is gentle>in front of temple is cute>in front of her house is heroism>>but in front of her HUSBAND its DIL..