I have a special meal

I have a special meal for you: A glass of CARE, A plate of LOVE, A spoon of PEACE, A fork of TRUST, and A bowl of HAPPINESS.. so hog nicely

Jan, 14 2012 139 chars (1 sms) 1035 views General

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Staying single is

Staying single is chic, divorce is in vogue, living in is common, extra marital is happening & here u r Happily married!! Quite Outdated!

Arties are red,

Arties are red, Veins are blue, when god gave brain, where were you?

5 benefits of kissing:

5 benefits of kissing: * changes taste * lips never get dry * burns calories * makes face muscles strong * relieves stress so,keep kissing..

Jab tum is duniya

Jab tum is duniya se jaoge, kahin door ek naya janm paaoge, is bar jo hua bahut galat hua, agli baar ek lambi poonchh aur char taange paaoge.

Imp of thumb:Babies

Imp of thumb:Babies use it 4 chewing..Illiterate Ppl use it 4sign..Winners use it 4 victory..&my fans use it 4 readng my msgs..Oh..u too..??Crazy fans!

I want to kill sweetest

I want to kill sweetest smartest and most beautiful person on earth but then i thought.......... suicide is a CRIME.

Only 2 Persons

Only 2 Persons r Very Happy In This World,A MAD Person & A CHILD!Be a MAD 2Achieve What We Desire & Be a CHILD 2Enjoy It Without Worries.

Before Marraige :

Before Marraige : MAD for each other At the time of Marraige : MADE for each other After marraige : MAD bacause of each other.

Saala apun tumko

Saala apun tumko bolaPhir bhi tum humko nahi tola..Apun hai chocolate icecream ka gola..Mila toh mela..Nahi mila toh aasu se gila hona..

D golden idea

D golden idea of KISS is whn u type d word "kiss" in ur cell with Dictionary ON it will automatically say where u hav to kiss.Try it

Din Guzar gaya hai

Din Guzar gaya hai Intezaar Mai Raat Guzar gayi Intezaar mai Naya Saal Mubark ho Aap ko 2006 beet gaya Aap ke SMS k intezar mai

Definition of Globalization:

Definition of Globalization: Princess Diana , an English princess with an Egyptian boyfriend crashes in a French tunnel, while traveling in a German car.

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