I have a special meal

I have a special meal
I have a special meal for you: A glass of CARE, A plate of LOVE, A spoon of PEACE, A fork of TRUST, and A bowl of HAPPINESS.. so hog nicely
  

Jan, 14 2012     139 chars (1 sms)     1052 views       General

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