Who said english is easy Fill this blank with yes or no? ___ I don't have a BRAIN.

Dnt give Importance 2 MONEY. Bcoz it Can giv Bed but nt SLEEP,Books but nt BRAINS,Cloth bt not BEAUTY, Luxuries bt not HAPPINES.So transfr it to My A/c.

These are some of the romantic countries in the world. H.O.L.L.A.N.D. - Hope Our Love Lasts And Never Dies. I.T.A.L.Y. - I Trust And Love You. L.I.B.Y.A. - Love Is Beautiful; You Also. F.R.A.N.C.E. - Friendships Remain And Never Can End....

The world's thinnest book has only one word written in it: "Everything". And the book is titled: "What Woman Wants!"

When U think life's boring.Just call me.I will come there & hold Ur hands & go 4 a walk on a big river bridge &I'll show UWHERE TO JUMP.

govt. imposing income tax on Dating 10% , On HuG 20% , On Kissing 30% , On LuV 50% , Tu tension matLE...... FLiRTiNG abhi bhi free hai...

Hi Sweetheart, Doing nothing? Then make a place for me in ur heart! I may come there any time! UR's Faithfully "HEART ATTACK"!

Piece of philosophy frm a passionate smoker:"I alwys think of leaving cigarttes but for thinkng,i need a cigarette.

When do you know a woman is going to say something interesting ? .... When she starts with "My husband said..."

Dear customer, you are not using your SMS service properly. Your sim wil be deactivated. To avoid this urgently send a cute SMS to the sender

Water is COLOURLESS, Air is SWEETLESS, Without your sms, my mobile is USELESS.

Famous saying- "Any man who can drive safely while kissing a pretty girl, he's simply not giving kiss the attention it deserves!"