Thought of d day: A successful man is 1 who makes more money than his wife cn spent.. & A successful women is 1 who can find such a man....

HEIGHT OF Bindaasness..!Entering late in d class widout permision & saying to Mam: Hi SWEETIE.... CARRY ON ...DON'T STOP 4 ME...Hi! Frnds.

Suno gaur se pepsi walo,Buri nazar na coke pe dalo,Chahe jitna dew pila lo,Sabse aage hoga NIMBU PANI!!Hai na hum pure hindustani

Don't marry the one u want to live with,but marry the one u can't live without

Everybody wants someone Special, Someone Nice, Someone thought ful, Someone honest, Someone Cute, Someone perfect, Someone attractive, Why they always call ME!

Sweet is your Name Sweet is your smile. I m very glad to meet you in my life.

Johny Walker : Mere pass bangla hai, gadi hai, bank loker hai, Kya hai tumhare pass ? Johny Leaver : Mere pass in sabki chabi hai

Dear customer,your bathing date validity for one year is expired 2day. So kindly RE-BATH within 1 hour and get two years validity.HURRY-UP.

Wife is a knife who cuts Husbands Life.

Jo is msg ko padh raha hai wo LOVABLE. SMART. CUTE. SWEET. INTELIGENT. GOOD LOOKING. nahi hai to kya hua, jisne bheja wo to hai!!

Never expect things to happen… Struggle and make them happen… Never expect you to be given a good value… Create a value of your own u have! Don’t under estimate yourself, You are worth more than anything in this world! Be cheerfull & Live life to the fullest dear…

Bas karo yaar, band karo ye SMS ka khel, ab kabhi SMS mat karna, bahut ho gaya natak TumharaAisa maine kabhi kaha kya?Nahi naTo phir SMS kyon nahi karte